snarfer

A person who farts in the bath tub and then attmepts to eat the fart bubbles.

Jon is a snarfer.

by Kent June 15, 2003

sparsely

in a thinly dispersed manner; in small numbers.

A sparsely populated region

by TheFootballManiac January 17, 2017

Snare his victim

To dismiss a batman. Usually through the means of twitch, flight or a combination of both.

With my superior twitch I will snare his victim.

by Doctor86 February 3, 2017

snarpen

To sharpen your snife. (Snail knife)

Take me to snurch I’ll worship like a snog at the snrine of your lies

I’ll tell you my snins and you can snarpen your snife

by Look at me my name is original September 12, 2020

sparse

Occurring, growing, or settled at widely spaced intervals; not thick or dense.

We wandered around a forest and since the trees were sparse, it was very easy to navigate through it.

by albatoss December 6, 2011

snarted

the act of sneezing and farting simultaneously

Chris snarted after eating Korean barbecue.

by mdawg84 January 15, 2010

Midget Snare

(Noun) A tool used to aid in the collection of midgets and or all other small creatures with the intent to steal human souls.

After watching a female midget steal the soul from a helpless child i took quick action. I noticed the midget was heading due west so i used my normal legs, which enabled to move much faster, and went ahead of the midgets path. I quickly set up the Midget Snare and jumped behind a bush. As the midget ran her little foot entered the small loop laid on the ground. The 20 pound fishing line quickly tighted around the creatures leg and with a snap, launched her into the air. She was whiplashed back down and swung with nothing but fear in her eyes. It was the best Example of a Midget Snare ever. As she dangled in the air waving those little arms attempting to free herself i ran out and beat the midget with a stick. After 4 strong hits she released the childs soul and gave up all hope. I put her in my Midget Collection Bag and went on my way to return the childs soul.

by midgets.steal.soul February 11, 2010