shomer shabbos

The Jewish day of rest. That means that you don't work, you don't drive a car, you don't fucking ride in a car, you don't handle money, you don't turn on the oven, and you sure as shit don't fucking roll!

Donny: How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: I'm shomer shabbos.

by trarei August 6, 2011

Smoked pork

The large masses of humanity that sit outside fast food chains because they have a craving for a cigarette. Usually their face has a grim pallor with assorted zits; some in zig zag formation. You can often see them blowing out smoke rings and talking with another piece of smoked pork about how their boyfriends left them dazed and confused resulting in long drawn out speeches about why their boyfriends left them dazed and confused.. repeat process.

Child: Daddy! Why is she tearing her hair out?

Father: Oh don't worry she's smoked pork, we don't associate our young children with them, now remember to cover your eyes!

Child (frustrated): Awh dad!

by AzzaCadabra April 12, 2010

Smoke Spot

(smōk spõt); n

An agreeable, discreet location (preferrably under the cover of foliage) in which one or more persons can smoke without fear or possibility of being busted.

Depending on proness and boldness of smoker, nearly any location can become a smoke spot.

Proper smoke spot protocol suggests smoker utilizes the smoke and roll procedure to ensure smoker is not to be busted.

tree spot, shade spot, chill spot are good examples of acceptable smoke spots. bench spot is not an acceptable smoke spot due to a high level of sketch associated with bench spot.

Ryan: "i've been hittin' this smoke spot for fifteen years and I ain't never been busted!

by Dirty danchez June 30, 2009

bum a smoke

to "borrow" a cigarette from someone.

"hey bro can i bum a smoke from ya?"

"why certainly, good sir, you may indeed have a cigarette this fine evening."

"sweet thanks weirdo."

by silly hats only February 18, 2009

smoke out

to provide someone with marijuana or the like without charge

Hey I'm broke right now man.. you think you could just smoke me out ?

by TFS February 18, 2005

Pop Smoke

Pop Smoke Was a rapper He Was The Best,He Was One Of Da Woo's, He Was Shot And Killed For Nun,He was Known For Dior,Welcome To The Party,Christopher Walking,And Flexing.
Rest Easy Big Woo,You My Favorite Rapper.

"You cannot say pop and forget the smoke"
Pop Smokes One Of Da Goats Forever And Now

by TJG4DAWIN May 23, 2020

Smoke Signals

Cryptic messages from an emotionally detached person that may be too afraid to talk to you or they simply enjoy controlling and manipulating your emotions from afar for fun.

Dear John, If your smoke signals were for me, I hope this message in a bottle finds you closure.

by foolishhh1 January 9, 2013