Poop Smog

The mixture of steam, typically from a running shower, with the odors of fresh sewage to produce a thick gas powerful enough to trigger an asthma attack.

After Larry got back from Taco Bell, he took a shit so massive that he had to take a shower afterwards. However, he forgot to flush, and the smell mixed with the steam producing a poop smog that lingered for three days.

by str88sian August 16, 2019

Colorado Smog Cloud

Get somebody to rim you,and while their riming you let a big fart out. Its better to eat alot of rims a couple hours before you do it.

"Did you fuck her??"
-"Nahh,she didnt want to after the Colorado Smog Cloud"

by BigWalterWoodard February 19, 2011

pass the smog

to fart.

damn Doug, what the hell did you eat?" "Yeah, I pass the smog"

by gabemyster July 30, 2011

LA Smog

A hookah move for people who can not blow smoke rings, french inhale, or ghost the hookah smoke.

Dan: "Dude watch this, totally can blow smoke rings"
Pete: "Haha, thats nothing I can totally LA Smog that hookah"
Dan: "What the heck is that?"
Pete: (picks up hose and smokes hookah)
Pete: (exhales the smoke)
Pete: "Its where a person doesn't know how to do anything but exhales the smoke"
Dan: "You would"

by B.reed October 18, 2009

Golden Smog

The insult-name used for a bass player of a now-defunct Worcester band, Rock Ave.

And YOU!! You'd be NOTHING without me...you friggin' Golden Smog!

by Baround March 7, 2005

Brain Smog

A much more severe form of brain fog, where you're brain is absolutely polluted due to various substances. You can't think right, your memory is fucked. It's Monday.

I can't remember if I called in sick yet I have the worst brain Smog. Kill me.

by Smogandthecity April 17, 2022

Los Angeles Smog Pump

When a woman gives a wet handjob on the top floor of a sky scraper in LA and finishes him over the edge.

Debbie gave Brad a Los Angeles smog pump 2 times last week and once today, the aftermath landed on 6 people!!!

by transamguy December 17, 2012