by B.R.O.W.N. October 9, 2006
Get the smithed mug.Having pocket cards in Omaha (definition #5) consisting of exactly two cards in one suit and exactly two cards in a second suit, such as {2 of hearts}{3 of hearts}{4 of spades}{5 of spades}.
The best starting hand in Omaha high-low-split eight-or-better is commonly regarded to be A-A-2-3 double-suited.
by Jeff_P May 17, 2006
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The art of being absolutly bolloxed, being completly fucking smashed to the point of poisining yourself and irritating people around you to the extent that they would like to smash your face in with your own head.
"Fuck me was i Shited last night ya cunt!! i know mate you were completly battered out of your twat!! do you remember pulling that black guy in the toilet of that club?
by Isildur100 June 29, 2011
Get the Shited mug.1)- Phrase used by dumbasses playing Poker to justify a bad beat they just put on another player. Meaning that they played the hand horribly, making every wrong decision possible, but since they had two suited cards, it is OK. Usually found at low limit games or online.
2)- Phrase mocking the above dumbass player by people who know what they are doing. Used in jest.
2)- Phrase mocking the above dumbass player by people who know what they are doing. Used in jest.
1)- Player 1- "How can you cold call three raises before the Flop with a 5-2?"
Moron- "I had a flush and a straight draw"
Player 1- "A FIVE HIGH flush draw?"
Moron- "But they were suited..."
Player 1- (Usually swears here)
2)- Good Player 1- "Ha! I should call your raise with this hand" (Flips over 7-3 of spades)
Good Player 2- "Huh? Why would you do that?"
Good Player 1- (sarcastically) "Because they were suited of course"
Moron- "I had a flush and a straight draw"
Player 1- "A FIVE HIGH flush draw?"
Moron- "But they were suited..."
Player 1- (Usually swears here)
2)- Good Player 1- "Ha! I should call your raise with this hand" (Flips over 7-3 of spades)
Good Player 2- "Huh? Why would you do that?"
Good Player 1- (sarcastically) "Because they were suited of course"
by ACG2x May 5, 2005
Get the they were suited mug.Smithed (transitive verb)
To be unfairly, or unjustly categorized as a commodity or non essential. Usually related to employment.
Often one is Smithed prior to being demoted or terminated if there is no just business reason for being terminated or demoted.
To be unfairly, or unjustly categorized as a commodity or non essential. Usually related to employment.
Often one is Smithed prior to being demoted or terminated if there is no just business reason for being terminated or demoted.
He had been designing all the new dishes. After being Smithed by his incompetent boss he is just working in shipping.
by 82GOJDOE November 14, 2011
Get the Smithed mug.In mario kart 64, the act of running over a bomb when equipped with a star while playing battle mode with three or more players. The bomb then disappears and the screen stands still, leaving that player in horrible shame and barring them from further play. While the screen stands still, the smoter has the opportunity to perform the "star dance."
Jafari: Aw, I'm a bomb. I'm gonna get you.
Dave: (gets star and runs over Jafari) In your face!
Eric and Louis: Damn, you got smoted, Jafari!!!
(Jafari sets down his controller and hangs his head in shame.)
Dave: (gets star and runs over Jafari) In your face!
Eric and Louis: Damn, you got smoted, Jafari!!!
(Jafari sets down his controller and hangs his head in shame.)
by smotejafari October 15, 2008
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