Smithson valley middle school

Smithson valley middle school is where academics is the least of our worries because of the stoners,the drunken hillbillys,the ugly as hoes,and the party lovin people

Are u going to the Smithson valley middle school party I heard there was going to be weed and beer

by Selen.roast.toast-inc. August 24, 2017

Smithson

A Smithson (Smit or Smitty for short) is a joint rolled partially with weed and partially with dried tea leaves (preferably peppermint). Smithsons are known for their cool and relaxing hits.

Steve: Charlie you rollin' up that j?
Charlie: Chill Steve, I got a Smithson goin right here.
Steve: Oh shit my man knows how to get it done. Good choice on the Smit, broski.

by Helefant February 2, 2013

slitastic

A girl with a really really hot sexy vagina.

Man, that girl is slitastic.

by Phillip S. Barker October 27, 2009

shitassidness

Sarcasm. Smartass. Pretensions to smartness or cleverness

"I detected the least little bit of shitassidness in that nurse's voice."-mom

by Eat pussy March 25, 2016

shitasstitts

When something is so bad that you can’t exclaim in word

I have lost my job. Shitasstitts

by Rick Tobias November 10, 2020

chelsea darlene smitson

Chelsea darlene smitson- also known as a w.h.o.r.e that sleeps with anyone that will give it to her. Runs away from her problems. Acts like a Disney mom. Left her "family" high and dry. Is selfish but vary smart and is a spoiled rotten BRAT. Needs to learn respect and loyalty.

Chelsea darlene smitson needs to keep her legs closed. And stop blaming others for her reactions!

by Petty.bitch May 30, 2018

Smithsonian fender bender

A Smithsonian fender bender is when you’re having rough anal sex with an elderly woman and stick your whole fist in her pussy hole and scream, “Dumb Dumb gimme Gum Gum”.

Damn your grandma was not ready for my smithsonian fender bender.

by CJN2302 March 15, 2019