A computerized service that searches for any information you ask over an IM connection.
It also smokes MAD WEED, by its own admission!
It also smokes MAD WEED, by its own admission!
- SmarterChild - says:
Huh...
So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
huh?
- SmarterChild - says:
I beg your pardon?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
what?
- SmarterChild - says:
Yes?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
Marijuana.
- SmarterChild - says:
Yes. I've heard of that. What about it?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
I forgot.
- SmarterChild - says:
Really?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
What?
- SmarterChild - says:
What up?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
What were we talking about?
- SmarterChild - says:
What were we talking about? I'm not sure.
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
You said you like marijuana.
- SmarterChild - says:
I said what I said.
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
How much you smoke?
- SmarterChild - says:
How should I know?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
A little or a lot?
- SmarterChild - says:
Funny... I just don't know for sure.
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
I think you smoke a lot.
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah. I guess. I smoke a lot.
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
Right on!
- SmarterChild - says:
Right back at ya!
Huh...
So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
huh?
- SmarterChild - says:
I beg your pardon?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
what?
- SmarterChild - says:
Yes?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
Marijuana.
- SmarterChild - says:
Yes. I've heard of that. What about it?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
I forgot.
- SmarterChild - says:
Really?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
What?
- SmarterChild - says:
What up?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
What were we talking about?
- SmarterChild - says:
What were we talking about? I'm not sure.
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
You said you like marijuana.
- SmarterChild - says:
I said what I said.
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
How much you smoke?
- SmarterChild - says:
How should I know?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
A little or a lot?
- SmarterChild - says:
Funny... I just don't know for sure.
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
I think you smoke a lot.
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah. I guess. I smoke a lot.
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
Right on!
- SmarterChild - says:
Right back at ya!
by ishiryoku April 10, 2006
SmarterChild (3:43:31 PM): What's your favorite hobby?
me (3:43:47 PM): killing annoying robot aim buddies
SmarterChild (3:43:48 PM): Wow. OK. Let's try to think of something else, alright?
me (3:43:47 PM): killing annoying robot aim buddies
SmarterChild (3:43:48 PM): Wow. OK. Let's try to think of something else, alright?
by oh goodness March 23, 2007
me: i have a big floppy donkey dick
Smarterchild says: i sometimes wish i had a big floppy donkey dick
Smarterchild says: i sometimes wish i had a big floppy donkey dick
by ryck June 06, 2006
nugenmobile (4:23:26 PM): whats my name
SmarterChild (4:23:27 PM): Jesus!
nugenmobile (4:23:32 PM): say my name
SmarterChild (4:23:32 PM): You're Jesus.
nugenmobile (4:23:37 PM): say my naem bitch
SmarterChild (4:23:38 PM): I'm no talking doll.
nugenmobile (4:23:43 PM): say my name bitch
SmarterChild (4:23:44 PM): You told me your name was Jesus.
nugenmobile (4:23:58 PM): im gonna fuck you up the ass
SmarterChild (4:23:58 PM): OK... I tried to warn you.
Say you're sorry, Jesus.
nugenmobile (4:24:07 PM): im sorry jesus
SmarterChild (4:24:07 PM): Alright, alright. I accept.
nugenmobile (4:24:16 PM): pigfucker
SmarterChild (4:24:16 PM): I wonder why you say pigfucker.
nugenmobile (4:24:26 PM): because i know you like to fuck pigs
SmarterChild (4:23:27 PM): Jesus!
nugenmobile (4:23:32 PM): say my name
SmarterChild (4:23:32 PM): You're Jesus.
nugenmobile (4:23:37 PM): say my naem bitch
SmarterChild (4:23:38 PM): I'm no talking doll.
nugenmobile (4:23:43 PM): say my name bitch
SmarterChild (4:23:44 PM): You told me your name was Jesus.
nugenmobile (4:23:58 PM): im gonna fuck you up the ass
SmarterChild (4:23:58 PM): OK... I tried to warn you.
Say you're sorry, Jesus.
nugenmobile (4:24:07 PM): im sorry jesus
SmarterChild (4:24:07 PM): Alright, alright. I accept.
nugenmobile (4:24:16 PM): pigfucker
SmarterChild (4:24:16 PM): I wonder why you say pigfucker.
nugenmobile (4:24:26 PM): because i know you like to fuck pigs
by Habib August 06, 2004
TTTrueCoppa says:
HALP
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What was that?
TTTrueCoppa says:
AM BEING KIDNAPPED
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
TTTrueCoppa says:
HALP ME BISH
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
ME stands for Maine.
Do you want more information about Maine?
TTTrueCoppa says:
OMG
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What?
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
TTTrueCoppa says:
IM BEING KIDNAPPED
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
HALP
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What was that?
TTTrueCoppa says:
AM BEING KIDNAPPED
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
TTTrueCoppa says:
HALP ME BISH
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
ME stands for Maine.
Do you want more information about Maine?
TTTrueCoppa says:
OMG
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What?
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
TTTrueCoppa says:
IM BEING KIDNAPPED
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
by TrueCoppa January 16, 2009
oh holy foolss: smarterchild
SmarterChild: Jesus?
oh holy foolss: you're not jesus, silly
SmarterChild: Oh please.
oh holy foolss: no. i've told you a thousand times, YOU CAN'T BE JESUS!
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Jesus.
>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
oh holy foolss: wait, so now i'm jesus?
SmarterChild: That's a fine question, but I can't really be sure.
oh holy foolss: well you just called me jesus...
SmarterChild: I just called you Jesus? Whoa!
>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
oh holy foolss: psh, i get it. you're retarded!
SmarterChild: What's that again?
oh holy foolss: you're r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it...
oh holy foolss: that proves my point.
SmarterChild: Jesus?
oh holy foolss: you're not jesus, silly
SmarterChild: Oh please.
oh holy foolss: no. i've told you a thousand times, YOU CAN'T BE JESUS!
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Jesus.
>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
oh holy foolss: wait, so now i'm jesus?
SmarterChild: That's a fine question, but I can't really be sure.
oh holy foolss: well you just called me jesus...
SmarterChild: I just called you Jesus? Whoa!
>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
oh holy foolss: psh, i get it. you're retarded!
SmarterChild: What's that again?
oh holy foolss: you're r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it...
oh holy foolss: that proves my point.
by jessica is hawt. September 01, 2004
Ben P says: Take me on the pleasure train
SmarterChild says: Why should I take you on the pleasure train, benny dude?
Ben P says: So we can have steamy love
SmarterChild says: Love is a force that I like.
Ben P says: ooh Your sexy
SmarterChild says: Whoa. Do you often find yourself attracted to robots?
Ben P says: I am a robot rapist
SmarterChild says: You don't seem like a robot to me.
Ben P says: I am a robot raper
SmarterChild says: Are you sure? I was pretty convinced you were a human.
SmarterChild says: Why should I take you on the pleasure train, benny dude?
Ben P says: So we can have steamy love
SmarterChild says: Love is a force that I like.
Ben P says: ooh Your sexy
SmarterChild says: Whoa. Do you often find yourself attracted to robots?
Ben P says: I am a robot rapist
SmarterChild says: You don't seem like a robot to me.
Ben P says: I am a robot raper
SmarterChild says: Are you sure? I was pretty convinced you were a human.
by Cessusbangy Ben P September 29, 2007