Snapples

Snapples - snotty people who believe in the inherent superiority of Apple products against all competing brands with the preconceived notion that Apple products are 'made from the best stuff on earth.'

"My friends are such snapples. They won't even gchat me when they know I'm using my Droid."

by i8urchips February 24, 2010

snappleken's

1.To say or be used ,when forgotten something totally Fuckin stupid or you known that something:funny,or hilarous has happened.or is about to happen.
2.Basically alot of times blondes use it when they for get that extra tampon.
3.Or when your a total fuckin douche and swallow your gum.

"Oh Snappleken's guys!"
"I forgot the tampon's"
"Oh shit" "The waffles and bagles to."
"we are so totally fucked."

by Bevais April 2, 2008

Snapplecrackers

This is more like a phrase you say when something bad happens. More like a..."Holy Crap" or "Oh my god!"

"Snapplecrackers... my pants are unzipped!!!!"

by Unwanted Girl March 2, 2010

Snapple Black

When you are having anal sex with a prostitute and you take your member out and immediately stick in a half-drank snapple, then you kill the prostitute and all of her muscles contract, forcing her excriment into the snapple.

HOLY SHIT! you drank snapple black!??!?!

by FredGrabauskas October 30, 2007

sapplesauce

1) A ground up sapple who is commonly used as aphrodisiac for elephantitis victims.

2) Also used descriptively as disgusting vomit, an ugly chick, or a massive dump.

1) "Shall we order some more sapplesauce?"

2) "That biatch is sapplesauce."
"I look like sapplesauce."
"You smell like sapplesauce."

by Luis R. December 13, 2006

skapple

skoal apple blend dipping tobacco

after pounding a few brewskies, we decided to pack a nice bomb of good ol' skapple

by c dub y August 23, 2010

Shmapple Pie

A delicious alcoholic beverage created from Apple cider, Apple juice, sugar, cinnamon sticks, and Everclear to trick the taste buds, and blow your mind.

I drank too much shmapple pie.

by Jacqui B September 6, 2007