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poodle smacked

The act of bitch slapping someone so hard that they yelp like a poodle.
"Stephanie wouldn't stop talking shit on me so I poodle smacked that ho!"
by LB2011 December 16, 2008
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Go Smackington

Verb/adjective

The art of verbally undressing the female homosapien and/or engaging in intense, verbal intercourse with a previously unknown woman.

Similar to having game but on a much higher level.
B-rad: So David, I saw you talking to Sarah

David (an Asian): Yesh, I was trying to make moves

Eze: Boyyy, I heard that. Did you go smackington?
by @Brazen_Faith March 12, 2011
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cunny-smacking

verb
The act of smacking the cunny with the hand to tease and/or arouse pleasure. Often performed with the labia relatively closed together, but can be performed with the clitoris exposed with hard smacking for intense arousal.

Cunny-smacking is usually executely lightly with the fingers togethers, or sometimes the combined motion of smacking and grinding with the palm of the hand.

Recently, cunny-smackers have evolved their cunny-smacking repertoire to smacking with the back of the hand in a braggadocio manner rather than for practical purposes.

Females occasionally smack their own cunny when masturbating, commonly accompanying the use of sex toys.
Hey, Papi. I loved it when you were cunny-smacking me.
by DJ Totoro July 28, 2008
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Smacking Beans

Hot sex between two or more females. May include scissoring, oral, fingering, dildo action and light or rough hand smacking and tugging to stimulate the clitoris.
Dana and her girlfriends love to get together on Saturday night for a little Netflix and Smacking Beans.
by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2015
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Smackeroonies

The legal currency/ tender of Frangimore island equivalent to £1.5 English pound sterling / 145 rupees
‘How much for a signature Frangimore burger and fries on this here island of yours?’ ‘Why that will be a mere 11 Smackeroonies squire’

‘How much for a Frangimore Colada?’ ‘For a good lad like you it’s just 4 Smackeroonies pal’ ‘ why thanks, you’re a good lad steevie’
by Pricey2489 October 16, 2018
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Ball Smackers

Obscenely tight fitting gentlemen's under crackers, generally worn by Olympic dive teams and East European 'female' gender-check shot putters of the 1980's. So named due to the slapping effect on the base of the wearers testicles during the pike phase of both events.

Now more commonly found on the beaches of Southern Europe on an overweight greased up German, also see banana hammock or Speedo's for the beach variant.
"Klaus ist miner packet g-boolljen?"

"Yah das ball smackers hast kleiner Willhelm in der knutter cracken" (insert overtly exuberant laughter)
by Wacker Man February 28, 2007
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fat smacker

i have to serve all these fat smackers at chuck e cheese
by McNa$ty August 5, 2012
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