A female sporting event, usually, held on Saturday nights (to be announced) at a variety of locations (typically bars and night clubs). Although, most picture an over-weight foul smelling predator of a female; these Swamp Donkeys are not your typical breed. These are a whole new breed of Swamp Donkey. Our Swamp Donks' are smokin' hot women which any, potential, Swamp Wrangler would gladly have prey upon them.
Objective of the sport: Three separate matches involving two !!!HOT!!! chicks, minimally dressed, wading through the swamp (inflatable 6'X6' ring filled with a variety of liquid-like substances such as gelatin, pudding, oil, ect.) in search of three carrots ( clear, flat, acrylic carrot shaped items). Each match consists of three, three minute rounds in which, the donkeys must find at least one carrot per round. At the end of each round, the Donkey in possession of the carrot will win that round. But in order to be declared the winner, one Donkey must acquire three carrots. A fourth round is to be added if, necessary, to break a tied match.
The event wraps up with a Swamp Wrangler match which includes one lucky spectator from the audience to get down with all six Donkeys in the Swamp.
So, if you'd like to be the next Swamp Wrangler, check your local bars and night clubs for the next Saturday Nite Swamp Donkey Smackdown.
Objective of the sport: Three separate matches involving two !!!HOT!!! chicks, minimally dressed, wading through the swamp (inflatable 6'X6' ring filled with a variety of liquid-like substances such as gelatin, pudding, oil, ect.) in search of three carrots ( clear, flat, acrylic carrot shaped items). Each match consists of three, three minute rounds in which, the donkeys must find at least one carrot per round. At the end of each round, the Donkey in possession of the carrot will win that round. But in order to be declared the winner, one Donkey must acquire three carrots. A fourth round is to be added if, necessary, to break a tied match.
The event wraps up with a Swamp Wrangler match which includes one lucky spectator from the audience to get down with all six Donkeys in the Swamp.
So, if you'd like to be the next Swamp Wrangler, check your local bars and night clubs for the next Saturday Nite Swamp Donkey Smackdown.
by heather in the 760 June 1, 2010
Get the swamp donkey smackdown mug.by beezy r us August 23, 2011
Get the Hoe Smackdown mug.Warhero6381 wrote:
Graphics are subjective, so they can't be better.
Permutated wrote:
Lol, you don't know sh*t about video games. Shut the f*ck up.
Warhero6381 wrote:
Really, that's why you probably didn't know that CoD4 runs at the lowest revolution on the 360?
Ahaha, shut up kid. I'll make you look dumber then you already do.
Urban Minor wrote:
SMACKDOWN!!!!!!!!!! he made you look stupid!
Graphics are subjective, so they can't be better.
Permutated wrote:
Lol, you don't know sh*t about video games. Shut the f*ck up.
Warhero6381 wrote:
Really, that's why you probably didn't know that CoD4 runs at the lowest revolution on the 360?
Ahaha, shut up kid. I'll make you look dumber then you already do.
Urban Minor wrote:
SMACKDOWN!!!!!!!!!! he made you look stupid!
by Urban Minor October 15, 2008
Get the SMACKDOWN! mug.by The king of the pirates March 31, 2009
Get the Jesus Smackdown mug.Let's lay the smackdown
by JoshDizzle July 7, 2007
Get the smackdown mug.Similar to a shrimp smackdown, but executed with such stealth and robs the girl of any honor or respect. A really hard hitting shrimp smackdown.
(see "shrimp smackdown")
(see "shrimp smackdown")
"I stunned that bitch when I gave her the samurai shrimp smackdown." "She felt like a slut after I gave her the samurai shimp smackdown."
by Kraut April 4, 2005
Get the Samurai shrimp smackdown mug.(-- Actually spelled WWE Smackdown! The ! is VERY Important!)
SteelPhenoix's Definition & Example had this down pact. But I'll add on.
The WWe show made up by Vince McMahon where wrestlers in the WWe go to job to Bradshaw every tuesday night.
Smackdown's only Popular and Good superstars are Kurt Angle and The Undertaker.
Smackdown's Popular, yet sucky stars are John Cena, Bradshaw aka John "Bradshaw" Layfield aka JBL, Rey Mysterio (he's a frikkin' cruiserweight!) , and Eddie Guerrero. (And HE was actually once WWE Champion!)
SteelPhenoix's Definition & Example had this down pact. But I'll add on.
The WWe show made up by Vince McMahon where wrestlers in the WWe go to job to Bradshaw every tuesday night.
Smackdown's only Popular and Good superstars are Kurt Angle and The Undertaker.
Smackdown's Popular, yet sucky stars are John Cena, Bradshaw aka John "Bradshaw" Layfield aka JBL, Rey Mysterio (he's a frikkin' cruiserweight!) , and Eddie Guerrero. (And HE was actually once WWE Champion!)
"Captain Charisma," Christian of WWE Raw wants to go over to WWE Smackdown!, where he'll become the WWE Champion within the week he arrives.
Hell, even Christy Hemme could quickly become Smackdown's WWE Champion. No Lie! Who's she gonna lose to? Charlie Haas?
Hell, even Christy Hemme could quickly become Smackdown's WWE Champion. No Lie! Who's she gonna lose to? Charlie Haas?
by M. Mathers June 8, 2005
Get the Smackdown mug.