Spinchter Slurpee

When whip cream is injected into the anus and a straw is used to removed the dirty whip cream from the recipients anus

Guy: Hey babe can I get a sphincter slurpee for desert tonight
Girl: sure honey, get the whip cream into my anus

Guy: I’ll make sure to get it all out

Spinchter Slurpee

by Clear Spring Squad July 3, 2018

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Lil Slurpee

Lil Slurpee is the best rapper alive. He has changed the rap game. The planets aligned when he was born. He dropped out of Harverd just to save the rap game. He it the G.O.A.T. An absolute legend of a rapper.

Wow lil Slurpee is amazing!

by Yuh It’s ya boi February 19, 2019

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french slurpie

when you eat out an ass so hard you slurp up some poop

Josh: Bro I was hooking up with this girl last night and I gave her a french slurpie.
Sam: Damn bro thats gnarly.
Josh: Yeah man it was kinda dope.

by yung jorg July 19, 2019

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poop_slurper69

An underrated TikTokker who is extremely “based” and “not cringe.” TikTok likes to silence @poop_slurper69, and won’t let people mention her in comment sections and captions. She doesn’t let this billion dollar app defeat her, though, as almost all her videos are successful, and she carries a whole 1,000+ followers!

“@poop_slurper69 on TikTok is extremely “based” and “not cringe!” I love watching her videos.”

by deftonesfan April 30, 2021

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Ass Slurpee

When you take a slurpee cover and lick someone’s ass to completion three the cover

When Ashley seen Mikey’s ass she wanted to give him a ass slurpee

by Project Blue Book August 13, 2021

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Hot Slurpee

To suck slurpee consistancy (liquidy with a tinge of flake or chunkiness) diarrhea out of a male or female partner's sphincter through a flourescent colored twisty straw. Commonly enjoyable for neither party involved.

Dude, last night after my girlfriend put extra hot sauce on her taco on Taco Tuesday night, I gave her a violent Hot Slurpee!

by T&B September 3, 2011

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