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Smacktard

n. - A person that lacks intellegence and/or common sense, to the point of seeming to be mentally retarded, who is not actually a retard, thus making it socially acceptable to smack them as needed. This condition is currently commonly caused by exposure to online chat rooms, and was previously mostly caused by smack (heroin, not cocaine as suggested by other definitions, and part of the origin of the term, if not part of the current evolution.)
______ is such a Smacktard after he shoots.

Everyone in Barrens chat is a Smacktard.
by Ryyn May 25, 2008
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ME LOL I PWN. ME NAME IS SMACKTARD I PWN TEH U N U R NEWBz.
Hi me is smacktard roflroflroflmao
by Kewy March 29, 2005
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smacktard

Someone who acts like a retard and ruins the fun in an online game.
Look at Soulblighter, what a smacktard.
by Jamo September 28, 2003
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sucktard

Someone who is bad at giving a blowjob, and is also retarded.
Dude, I had NO fun last night, she was a total sucktard!
by Jamiegirl777 January 11, 2009
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Smacktard

As a default this word can be look at in its base components,

Smack,
To hit, or physically abuse
Slang, Cocain, a drung know to cause brain damnage

'tard
Re: Retard(ed)
Slowed down,
To be slow of thought,

Smacktard is generally an internet phrase use to insult peoples speed of thought, trying to avoid misrepresentations of physically handicaped people, implying that either hard drugs, or repeated attacks to the head are more likly to be the cause.
"Stop being a smacktard and listen"
"Hey, smacktard, stop trying to hit me, AND HIT ME"
by Flash¹³ Egis-Minsky October 5, 2004
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1 - n. the implication of smacktardism/being a smacktard.

2 - n. one who ruin's other's fun by being immature.
example: "SupaBum47 is using a headshot bot, the smacktard."

3 - one who writes dictionary definitions for fun.
example: "Burton Earny just defined the word 'smacktard' in six ways. What a smacktard."

4 - n. one who haslost too much of one's intelligence quotient.

5 - n. an object of great dislike to an individual.
example: "This website claims to be a dictionary, but includes slang words like 'smacktard'. What a smacktard of a site."

6 - n. one who uses incorect speling in a dicshunary definishon.
see above for examples relevent to definitions
by Burton Earny February 15, 2004
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An idiot or moron that needs to be beaten senseless. Derived from "smack" and "retard". A step above asshat.
Hitler was a smacktard.
by deadzombie August 13, 2004
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