slurp job

Similar to a blow job, but with nasty slurping and sucking sounds.

I'll tell you what, she might be fat but she gives a mean slurp job.

by Big Freeze July 18, 2006

sourpuss

a surly, grouchy and unfriendly person

God,your such a sourpuss. Lighten up.

by Light Joker January 11, 2006

Sourpatchness

Someone who goes from a bad moon, to a chipper mood, in a blink of an eye.

Jane's sourpatchness is really bumming me out.

by Floyd Knight February 28, 2009

Herpie-Slurpee

The act of receiving oral sex behind a convenience store.

Your mom said she would give me a "Herpie-Slurpee" if I bought her a tank of gas.

by Professor Dean Gullberry November 4, 2014

kentucky slurp

when the drink is sitting on the bar and you move ur head over to take a sip without moving any other part of your body

there she go again takin a kentucky slurp

by gabbydent13 September 10, 2019

sourpls

An animated Twitch emote of somebody dancing, that only works with the Better Twitch TV plugin.

*sodapoppin Has Come Online*
Chat: SourPls SourPls SourPls

by FizAndromeda March 19, 2015

slurpee rip-off technique

A process used by unscrupulous 7-Eleven customers. Involves finding a cheap item in 7-11 like a pack of gum,corn nuts,sweet tarts,cigarettes and the like. Then by placing it at the bottom of a Slurpee cup when nobody is looking,the Slurpee cup is filled up to the top,obscuring the contents of it with slush. Don't try it with a transparent cup though,and don't try to steal the latest issue of Maxim either.

I got the shit beat out of me by some Arabic 7-11 clerk the other day when I tried to put a Slim Jim in my slurpee cup.

by 0niTTRay January 17, 2004