Sloppy Dallas

Fuck load of dip and a mouth full of tip

“Me and sister were on the tractor when out of nowhere, she rips my pants off and starts giving me a Sloppy Dallas!”

by PedroDePirate October 15, 2020

Sloppy Susan

A really trashy woman (or man, hey gender is a construct; you do you) who behaves in a unusually mean or inappropriate way.

Omg Candace was such a sloppy susan. She punched a manager in the tiddy.

Keep that stank away from my face! Don't be a sloppy susan!

by juicysuze September 25, 2018

Sloppy Brompton

Wrapping your penis in lunch meat before having sex and eating it after.

I was hungry and horny, I gave her a Sloppy Brompton and solved both problems.

by Lebron is a hater July 15, 2011

Sloppy Dallas

When somebody gives you a blowjob with a mouth full of dip, making your dick look like a turd.

Eric gave me a sloppy dallas last night, so now my dick has cancer.

by Trump gaming October 15, 2020

Sloppy Unicorn

A stripper trick, often performed at skeezy bachelor parties, during which a lucky gentleman's forehead is adorned with a strap-on and the lovely young working lady (aka stripper) F's his face.

"Man, does my face smell like dirty whore after that Sloppy Unicorn!"

by Rex Manning March 4, 2010

sloppy yockman

A really horrendous sloppy shit.

Hey who left a sloppy yockman in the toilet?

by Princess Braids-a-Lot September 14, 2011

Sloppy landing

That thing when you cum too much and it gets on the floor and you slip and land on your girl

A. Yo last night my gf had me do a sloppy landing on her
B. Yo that's fucked up

by Dick Slapp November 23, 2013