To seize the snooze.
The opposite of carpe diem which is Latin for "seize the day." This means to go back to sleep.
The opposite of carpe diem which is Latin for "seize the day." This means to go back to sleep.
When waking up early in the morning, a person must decide whether to carpe diem or carpe snooze'em. Usually a internal (sometimes external) debate of the mind occurs, "Carpe diem....carpe snooze'em....carpe diem....carpe snooze'em. Carpe snooze'em." Sadly, the latter usually wins out if the debate ever occurs.
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After I destroyed Jill in the sack after that party, I let her know she was my little Slooter McDooter and she could do nothing but smile and give me a peck on the cheek.
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The time of the night when you/buddies are just looking for anything with 2 legs & pussy.
"The desperate attempt to find a sloozy at the end of the night"
The time of the night when you/buddies are just looking for anything with 2 legs & pussy.
"The desperate attempt to find a sloozy at the end of the night"
1st kid: "yo man why is he all over that disgusting chick right now?"
2nd kid: "Hes just sloozin, give em a break."
2nd kid: "Hes just sloozin, give em a break."
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Even when we know we should probably get up or we will be late we convince ourselfs that sleeping ten miniutes wont hurt, then we repeat and repeat untill we are about half an hour late then blame our alarm.
Even when we know we should probably get up or we will be late we convince ourselfs that sleeping ten miniutes wont hurt, then we repeat and repeat untill we are about half an hour late then blame our alarm.
Beep beep.
Oh 10 more miniutes
Beep beep
*smacks snooze button*
Beep Beep
Go away... OH SHIT IS THAT THE TIME???
*Jumps out of bed muttering "Stupid Snooze Syndrome. !"*
Oh 10 more miniutes
Beep beep
*smacks snooze button*
Beep Beep
Go away... OH SHIT IS THAT THE TIME???
*Jumps out of bed muttering "Stupid Snooze Syndrome. !"*
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