Girl or Boy that can't french kiss with any degree of finesse - like a severe facial licking from an overfriendly St. Bernard who just got out of the pond.
by Why do I know these things April 21, 2005
Get the slobber dog mug.1.An extremely drunk character who is not very well composed.
2.A sloppy drunk.
3.Being so drunk that you don't know you're own name.
2.A sloppy drunk.
3.Being so drunk that you don't know you're own name.
1.Dude, did you see that chick? So was so slobbered that she passed out on the beer pong table.
2.Last night I was so slobbered that I didn't know which way was up!
2.Last night I was so slobbered that I didn't know which way was up!
by WayneScott July 5, 2006
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the feeling you have when your testicles have spent an inordinate time being sucked on during oral sex
by jay2 August 13, 2006
Get the slobber balls mug.To excessively ramble on and on about banal, annoying shit in an effort to sound extra-intelligent, or to impress one's peers. Indulgant 'name dropping' is one of the hallmark characteritics of a stage-5 slobbergoater, especially if the said name drop is totally unsolicited and incorporated into normal conversation in an effort to glorify the existence of the individual dropping the name. References to obscure- or just plain bad- literature, academia, film, or other cultural artifacts is another hallmark.
(at a party)
Example I-
Person One: "Hey, how are you?"
Person Two: "I was hoping that you could give me some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the colonies prior to the Revolutionary War. It's my contention that they, and especially the Southern Colonies, can most aptly be characterized as, say, agrarian pre-capitalist."
Person One: "Why don't you go back to your clown-boat before I beat your cakeass, you slobbergoating son-of-a-bitch?"
Example II-
Person One: "So what were you up to last night?"
Person Two: "Oh my god, it was so fetch. First I got into the Spider Club, and then, I swear, I saw Jimmy Kimmel. Or maybe it was Adam Corrolla. I don't know. He even looked at me. It was the greatest thing ever."
Example I-
Person One: "Hey, how are you?"
Person Two: "I was hoping that you could give me some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the colonies prior to the Revolutionary War. It's my contention that they, and especially the Southern Colonies, can most aptly be characterized as, say, agrarian pre-capitalist."
Person One: "Why don't you go back to your clown-boat before I beat your cakeass, you slobbergoating son-of-a-bitch?"
Example II-
Person One: "So what were you up to last night?"
Person Two: "Oh my god, it was so fetch. First I got into the Spider Club, and then, I swear, I saw Jimmy Kimmel. Or maybe it was Adam Corrolla. I don't know. He even looked at me. It was the greatest thing ever."
by finchie84 August 25, 2006
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Dude, I can't believe you would do something so retarded! why don't you pull your helmet back down, you slobbersaurus?!?
by brle7817 July 12, 2007
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