Slobber

When the mouth sucks on a body part and produces saliva

Jake : Mmmm! Mmmm! La! La! La!
Kiersten : Oh Jake I love when you Slobber on my neck!
Jake : Mmmm! Mmmm! La! La! La!
Kiersten : Oh Jake I love when you Slobber in my arm pit!
Jake : Mmmm! Mmmm! La! La! La!
Kiersten : Oh Jake I love when you Slobber on my breasts!
Jake : Mmmm! Mmmm! La! La! La!
Kiersten : Oh Jake I love when you Slobber on my pussy!
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Oh Kiersten I love when you Slobber on my balls!
Kiersten : Uh Jake honey im looking right at you how can I be Slobbering on your balls?
Steve : MMMMMMM! MMMMMMM! LA! LA! LA! LA! God Damn Jake Your Balls Are YUMMY!
Kiersten : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED! JAKE CALL THE COPS!!!!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : DAMN"T JAKE QUIT HAVING AN ORGASAM AND CALL THE COPS!
Steve : MMMM! Cummy! Now time to Slobber on Kiersten!
Kiersten : HELP!

by SlopNChop September 19, 2018

slotbadger

A paedophile, a nonce, a kiddy-fiddler. Lifted from Chris Morris' Brass Eye special.

Between you an' me and these four walls, Greville Janner is an unreclaimed slotbadger.

by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007

Slobbit

Two incredibly cute people who are in love with each other but too shy to do anything about it.

Dang that slobbit over there is really cute. They should really go out or something.

by CamelOnALeaf June 10, 2014

chilly slobberknocker

item found in world of warcraft but also the name for a blowjob given with ice cubes in the mouth

or a blow job given in a cold environment

while it was snowing i got a chilly slobberknocker in my car

by barracknroll May 7, 2009

slobby

one who excessively salivates while in the process of smoking marijuana.

Yo slobby ass got the blunt soakin!

by Jeff Canzani May 23, 2005

Knob Slobber

The mixture of spit and seamen, usually produced when a man ejaculates in a women's mouth.

"She was downing my hog like a mad women when all of a sudden i blew my load and she was covered in the knob slobber."

by David Meece January 5, 2006

Lower Slobbovian Prostitute

Lower Slobbovia is a that country with that accent that nobody can quite understand.. kind of like Borat, but a little Russian in it, and a little Scottish maybe. it is located near neither Finland nor Croatia.
Now, Lower Slobbovian prostitutes are the worst kind of prostitutes. they have been trained from a VERY early age to be the best prostitutes in the world.heres a list of things that makes a Lower Slobbovian prostitute:
-whole country is red light district. prostitution is not only legal, it is the number one business in whole country!
-they are given absolutely NO rights.
-they dont even have kneecaps(they are constantly on their hands and knees)
-they dont have a ring finger, for obvious reasons. (think about it..)
-they actually pay YOU after sex.
-their eyesight it poor because they are constantly getting stuff in their eyes.
-They were never taught any form of communication. they dont understand any language, they respond only to clapping of the hands.

Like the popular and over-used joke, "thats what she said", there are many jokes like this in Lower Slobbovia using Lower SLobbovian prostitutes as the butt end of the joke, making ANYTHING sexual, much like "thats what she said." here are some examples:

1.
*Andrew is running on the sidewalk and then slides for a couple feet on an ice patch then falls*
Aaron: "Wow, Andrew! You slide further and fell harder than the Lower Slobbovian prostitute!"

2.
Matt: "How did you find that history test Hayden?"
Hayden: "It was SO hard!"
Matt: "That's what the Lower Slobbovian prostitute would have said if she was given rights to speak!"

3.
John: "Ah, I've got an eyelash in my eye!"
Zach: "Go flush your eye out with water quick!"
Andrew: "You know who has to wash their eyes out? Lower Slobbovian prostitute!"

by lwer.slobov.pros. January 9, 2011