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sliding in the dms

When a fuckboy messages you on Twitter trying to get some
Have I told you about that guy that was sliding in the DMs yesterday?
by Rebecca Monroe April 14, 2015
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Slipping

Messing around, not paying attention to important details.
You sliping son, and that other kid, I dont know his name, but he slipping too.
by D. Bushelle January 1, 2005
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slippin on your slackin

Have you ever been in a situation where you could have done significantly less work and achieved the same outcome? Haven’t we all. Well you, my friend, fell victim to “slippin on your slackin”.

The phrase “slippin on your slackin” is appropriately used when an individual exerts an unnecessary amount of effort only to achieve the same results as the asshole who did little to no work.

For example, back in elementary school, my teachers would use the first few classes to emphasize the point to read ALL the directions before beginning a test. So how would they ensure people to do this, you ask.. Well they would create an exam composed of an assortment of thirty or forty relatively easy questions broken down into numerous sections with lots of specific directions. Easy enough, so you read the directions with a magnifying glass and any idiot could ace the exam. Yeah right, if only that were the case. These smartasses would write in small print at the very end of the exam, “Don’t fill in any of the above sections, simply write your name at the start of the test, hand it in and you will receive a perfect, 100%” … As you can imagine only about two people in the class would actually read all the directions prior to completing the test.

Well all but those two jerk offs, myself included, were effectively “slippin on their slackin”. They exerted t more effort than did the two students who did essentially nothing only to receive a fraction of the grade.
(For any asshole who is still not catching on)

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(Your wife enters your house unexpectedly)

You: "Fuck! I literally just did the laundry 10 minutes ago"

Your Son: "Damn dad, you're slippin on your slackin"
by jay bunzz October 3, 2011
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sliding slits

Two men that interlock their dick slits for pleasure or for when two women are scissoring.
Dude,those guys are getting super sweaty from sliding slits!
by OnlyGhosts March 8, 2015
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Sniping's a good job mate.

I can guarantee you won't go hungry, because at the end of the day, someone is always gonna want someone else Dead.
"Sniping's a good job mate." - Sniper TF2
by BigStupidIdiot May 17, 2021
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comment sniping

the act of thanking someone who uploads content on the internet by leaving abusive comments, complaining that the content isn't presented in the way you'd like it to be presented.
Idiot: "Hey DICKHEAD, your upload SUCKS! You didn't even put a tag for white.cotton.panties.with.purple.hearts.on.the.front.but.not.on.the.back on it. People like you should be handed in to the NSA and SHOT at dawn!"

Uploader: (reports idiot for comment sniping)

Idiot: (can't reply because his ass got banned).
by Sheeppuppy October 13, 2013
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Meat Slicing

Term developed after having sex with a Brazilian. Assimilating with a Brazilian Steak House (such as Fogo de Chão) and slicing her meat. Can be used interchangeably with other nationalities, races, creeds, etc.

Synonyms: Cut her Meat (informal).
Hey Adam. Did you do some meat slicing on your date last night?
by Captain-AV September 28, 2019
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