kermit sewer slide

The best way to express how much you want someone to end their life without actually saying "commit suicide".

Jeremy: "I'm a gloabal elute on cs:go."
Jonathan: Kermit sewer slide.

by Erofen April 20, 2017

mongolian slide

A powerful technique used by mongolian warlords in courtship rituals. This technique is very powerful and has been known to break backs.

Our professor was injured last night upon attempting the mongolian slide.

by JohnnyBTheZen February 24, 2018

Nova Scotia Slide Bum

A physical characteristic that afflicts a disproportionate number of women in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia. Its primary quality is a flatness of the buttocks that is so extreme that the tops of the thighs appear to slide into the shoulder-blades without significant outward interruption.

He: Look, there's Bob's really cute girlfriend. She's from Halifax, Nova Scotia.
Friend: Yea, she's cute alright, but she's got Nova Scotia slide bum.
He: Yikes! Now that she's turned sideways, I see what you mean: she's got practically no ass at all!

by ring-tailed roarer September 11, 2009

coochie slide

A slide that you may do on the ground, that is smooth and perhaps moist, reminiscent of a coochie.

Cody Allen: "Tom Brady, I coochie slid underneath you to save you from falling into the grand canyon"
Tom Brady: "Oh yes, I remember that, that was a great coochie slide, here take some candy as a reward."

by Dhunt13 November 17, 2018

jersey slide

when you travel from the far left lane all the way to the exit ramp in one quick motion

Often done on the NJ Turnpike and the Garden State Parkway

That guy scared the shit out of me when he did a jersey slide in front of me.

by Dave K July 23, 2004

slide job

In Sprint Car/Dirt Track racing, a manuever where one car takes the low line around a turn and allows their car to drift or "slide" up in front of a car taking the high line, completing the pass and blocking the overtaken car from crossing over.

AJ executed a perfect slide job on Bobby coming out of turn 4 to take the lead.

by Ken Gman March 7, 2008

K.K. Slider

K.K. Slider is a Jack Russell musician that appears in all of the Animal Crossing games.

K.K. Slider plays his guitar on Saturdays

by KK_Slider101 February 9, 2020