Swing the Sledge Hammer

to masturbate, usually until orgasm

Man, I really needed to swing the sledge hammer after I saw Sara today!

by >>>Hurricane Andrew<<< November 9, 2008

Dirty Sledge Hammer

-A sledge hammer that is often dirty..
- A male with a dirty penis, his tool is often infected by blue cabbage.

Man.. you need to get that dirty sledge hammer checked out!

by Sexbooooom November 17, 2010

Sledgehater

Figurative hammer with which one would crack the skulls of haters

Person 1 "Im goin' to the mall!"

Person 2 "Good for you..."
Person 1 "Do you want me to come back with the sledgehater?"

by Enemy With Benefits January 2, 2012

siberian sledge hammer

When you stick an ice cube up a girls ass then fuck her as hard as you can

"wow im still so sore from last night" said sarina
"why what happened?" asked layla
"mike gave me a siberian sledge hammer"

by scizzott November 9, 2007

sledge hammer

Slam the chick in the side of the head with your balls. Extra big balls are appreciated.

No good if you don't leave a black and blue.

by matt March 2, 2004

sludgehammer

Occurs when the girl lays at the edge of the bed naked while the guy stands above her head (also naked) and quickly drops on her face causing her legs to shoot up paralell; the guy will then quickly grasp her legs pulling directly back causing him to be on bottom on a little thing they call 69.

I gave this girl the best sludgegammer last night, her lakes looked like rubber.

Greg, you shoulda seen me sludgeham this chick last night.

by Back-yard bandit January 13, 2005

slagehammer

The Best Counter-Stike Player on the face of this earth. Yep, it's true. Even better than ksharp.

ksharp is very good, but slagehammer, is much better.

by Matt Jones February 9, 2004