spumped

the typo that results when you're trying to spell pumped but you can't see what you're typing====spumped

" I'm so spumped!"

" I was gettin' some spump, gettin' gettin' some spump"

by Spumpy September 3, 2008

skummed

drunk off your ass and high beyond the sky!!

Jackie: Sup Bro?
Amy: ....skummed...
Jackie: dido!!
Amy: zing....

by DragonLaedy November 10, 2007

Skumper

The latest craze in female clothing. Half Skirt, Half Jumper.

Often worn with leggings, but the hot ones wear skumpers without them.

by Scotty Wazza November 15, 2007

Snumped

When you sneeze and pump at the same time.

I was sitting watching TV last night and snumped in front of my granny.

by Mark McEwan August 1, 2008

stumped by the trump

When you really play the no female president card in every fucking interview of you to exist and still get stumped by that racist and perverted Trumpet

Hillary: Shit, I got stumped by the Trump!

by Weird shit not defined here March 8, 2017

Slumped-Over

Soft Kill Victim.

Ignore that "slumped-over" crazy person.

by GreenSunToday April 4, 2017

stumped cow

A cow that is trained to back up to a stump in order to be fucked by a human

Bessie is such a well trained stumped cow that all Jonathan has to do is walk up to the stump.

by Scottypotty2 April 18, 2018