skeeted

To be "Tweeked" out on cocaine. The place you want to be when doing coke.

That last line set me off man; I'm skeeted!

by sinn0304 September 8, 2006

skeet

To launch a flying stream of man juice through the air, preferably hitting a whore in her eye.

1. Grandpa took 5 pills of viagra, then skeeted in grandmas pancakes.

2. Joe was polishing his knob, then accidentally skeeted in Jens eye.

3. Little sam was cleaning his member, and discovered his first skeet at the age of 13.

4. Mom was cleaning the counter when she discovered a puddle of skeet.

by Smore Hunter April 4, 2005

Skeet

to ejaculate.
origin: a reference to shooting skeet; made popular when, after the deaths of millions of women, it was discovered that Chuck Norris ejaculates shotgun shells.

Dude, I'm gonna totally skeet in his mayonnaise.

by Legendary Business Machine December 24, 2007

skeet

1. A form of trapshooting in which clay targets are thrown from traps to simulate birds in flight and are shot at from different stations.

2. (Slang) to jiz, ejaculate, cum, etc.

I skeeted all over Jenn's face

by Greg March 21, 2004

skeet

it's when your pizzle drizzles all over the girlies nizzles

awwww...damn...here it comes baby...awww skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet awwww skeet skeet skeet skeet

by the PZA March 21, 2005

skeeted

to be extremley intoxicated on cocaine.

Damn. Those 10 lines got me really skeeted

by cody December 2, 2004

skeet skeet skeet

Sound of a squeaky bed during rapid intense humping...

Your mom and I had a talk last night, it sorta went something like "skeet skeet skeet!"

by sinsayshunz May 13, 2005