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slow simmer

When one defecates into a frying pan (or any other stove top accessory) and turns the stove on low overnight whilst the unsuspecting slumbering owners/residents are asleep unknowing of the demise of their kitchen. The smell lasts a few days depending on the duration of the "simmer"
Ryan decided that an "upper decker" was too juvenile, so he decided to pull a "slow simmer" to his good friend Dave.
by Rommie May 29, 2008
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Simperial army

The Simperial army is one of the largest armies in the world, many people can join it without knowing such as when seeing a girl or boy and has an erection. The Simperial army is especially strong during the month of September or also known as No Simp September, one who breaks this rule is an elite soldier and experienced veteran from the Simp-wars and have seen a lot.
The Simperial army has been growing rather strong this month. I fear that many of our classmates are turning to the Simperial empire for help
by UVEWEVWVEQVHJDE October 1, 2020
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SemperZombie

The leader of the degen-nation
twitch.tv/SemperZombie
by Cosmic_Snakes February 19, 2021
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henny sipper

One who sips straight Henny, usually over the rocks(ice) and out of a small 4 to 6 ounce glass.
"Teflon is the material for the imperial.. mic ripper, girl stripper, the Henny Sipper.."

Lame Friend: "Damn, you've been drinkin Hennessy for 7 hours now and you seem fine!"
TZ: "Oh Hell yeah, just call me the Henny Sipper.."
by TZ January 19, 2005
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Simpery

The most degenerate, unconstitutional, distrustful, disrespectful, heinous sin and crime any child born of God can even fathom committing.
Johnny:hey Travis did you see Mariana today? She looked so hot. I wish we could be together someday but we're just friends for now.
Travis: you degenerate Simp. Simpery is sin. I'm calling the cops and the pope. May God have mercy on your miserable soul.
Niggalations 1:69 : Thou shalt not Simp. For they shall surely be put to death.
by The Greek God Mark August 8, 2020
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semper fidelis

latin word meaning "always faithful" also the moto of USMC (the greatest fighting force ever constructed)
once a mairne, always a marine. semper fidelis. always faithful.
by !USMC2010 March 25, 2010
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Simpers

When a bunch of people are “simping” on something or someone.
God, those people are such simpers”
by AxrieJbtw July 29, 2020
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