1: HUMAN, INDIVIDUAL — a term used to describe one who's only actions are those to impress the opposite gender/sex
2 : a person who uses wealth and material goods to attract those of the opposite gender/sex
3: a clout-chaser with the intention of using newfound popularity to impress one of the opposite gender/sex
slang
Infinitive: to simp
Related words: Simping (the action of being a simp), Simped (the action of formerly simping), Thot (one that puts up with simps for the exploitation of material or physical promises)
2 : a person who uses wealth and material goods to attract those of the opposite gender/sex
3: a clout-chaser with the intention of using newfound popularity to impress one of the opposite gender/sex
slang
Infinitive: to simp
Related words: Simping (the action of being a simp), Simped (the action of formerly simping), Thot (one that puts up with simps for the exploitation of material or physical promises)
Jamall Dean Dean was simping on Sonia and Hanna, buying them donuts and chips and always bugging them.
by THEKEONI69 April 30, 2020
Get the Simp mug.Thought of as a male thot, a simp is a man who won't let go of feelings for women and their main goal in life is a girlfriend.
by Ryhoth March 8, 2020
Get the Simp mug.Jake: Your dress is not that pretty its blue and I hate the color blue
SIMP: Hey man leave her alone if blue is her favorite color then its her favorite color at least she looks pretty with it on!
Jake: LOL simp
SIMP: Hey man leave her alone if blue is her favorite color then its her favorite color at least she looks pretty with it on!
Jake: LOL simp
by ♥️Panzo♥️ April 6, 2020
Get the Simp mug.What "Simp" use to mean was
"a man that puts themselves in a submissive position under a female and would do absolutely anything to be able to get with her/sleep with her"
But now every time a man even slightly mentions a woman either on social media or IRL there will definitely be (most likely young) people there that don't understand the word to call that person a simp, that persons reply history is mostly filled with the word simp and it is very likely that he/she thinks they are hilarious. Those people also watch their "master" PewDiePie and love playing Minecraft whist describing those things as dank.
"a man that puts themselves in a submissive position under a female and would do absolutely anything to be able to get with her/sleep with her"
But now every time a man even slightly mentions a woman either on social media or IRL there will definitely be (most likely young) people there that don't understand the word to call that person a simp, that persons reply history is mostly filled with the word simp and it is very likely that he/she thinks they are hilarious. Those people also watch their "master" PewDiePie and love playing Minecraft whist describing those things as dank.
Example #1:
Man 1: Hey guys, I asked out my crush today
Man 2: Simp
Man 3: SIMP
Man 4: S I M P
Example #2:
Man 1: Dude, did you see that girl? she was really hot
Man 2: Simp
Man 3: Simp it up
Man 4: Fuck you simp
Man 1: Hey guys, I asked out my crush today
Man 2: Simp
Man 3: SIMP
Man 4: S I M P
Example #2:
Man 1: Dude, did you see that girl? she was really hot
Man 2: Simp
Man 3: Simp it up
Man 4: Fuck you simp
by #GasolinePoweredTreesMovement April 3, 2020
Get the Simp mug.Lance Stachowiak
The biggest simp in the group. This man simps over girls so hard and gets cooked about it on the daily. But will never admit he's a simp.
The biggest simp in the group. This man simps over girls so hard and gets cooked about it on the daily. But will never admit he's a simp.
Look at that simp ass nigga Lance! Sarina left him and now he’s begging maya to kiss him. What a fucking simp.
by ajxx1017 November 24, 2019
Get the Simp mug.by bboYoni February 12, 2022
Get the Simp mug.Any attention devoted to females one finds attractive that wouldnt otherwise be devoted is simping. This accounts for a baseline of human kindness which varies by person.
If a stranger has bike problems and I help him fix his bike, I was being a bro. If it was a hot girl, it wouldn’t be definitive proof of simping as the bro action prior makes for reasonable doubt.
Additionally, there is a simp to laid ratio because nobody ever got their dick wet without a little bit of simping. There is a ratio where a certain amount of simping can get you a certain amount of pussy. If one is simp efficient and gets laid a lot with minimal simping, they are tactically simping. If the opposite is the case, then they are a beta cuck simp.
Also let’s not forget finish line simping. If you are very close to getting laid, simping to get over the edge is understandable and generally encouraged.
If a stranger has bike problems and I help him fix his bike, I was being a bro. If it was a hot girl, it wouldn’t be definitive proof of simping as the bro action prior makes for reasonable doubt.
Additionally, there is a simp to laid ratio because nobody ever got their dick wet without a little bit of simping. There is a ratio where a certain amount of simping can get you a certain amount of pussy. If one is simp efficient and gets laid a lot with minimal simping, they are tactically simping. If the opposite is the case, then they are a beta cuck simp.
Also let’s not forget finish line simping. If you are very close to getting laid, simping to get over the edge is understandable and generally encouraged.
“Jason took her out on an expensive date and didn’t get laid. What a beta cuck simp!”
“Bob only buys girls a drink at the bar, but it gets him laid often. That is what we call tactical simping.”
“Chad watched a romantic comedy movie he hates with her in her bed but it got him laid. That is some finish line simping.”
“Bob only buys girls a drink at the bar, but it gets him laid often. That is what we call tactical simping.”
“Chad watched a romantic comedy movie he hates with her in her bed but it got him laid. That is some finish line simping.”
by Belgrade Ball July 2, 2020
Get the Simp mug.