Sim-job

1. General term for the most lewd sexual act known to man.

2. French origin; Involves the insertion of a Wilson tennis racquet into the anus specifically of a French poodle or any asshole, while simultaneously receiving oral sex by the poodle or person, being surrounded by French related objects, red wine and listening to BWO dance music

Kid 1: Hey man, what's up?

Kid 2: Nothin much, just had a Sim-job with my French poodle, you?

by justinduffvanwagner October 26, 2008

sim and sim

Adjective, describing something obsessively geeky / nerdy / uncool. Relating to a radio station started by a PS3 fan, mainly in order to talk about said PS3.

You made tshirts for the Dr Who Christmas special? Isn't that a bit sim and sim?

PS3 geek's girl friend: What do you mean you don't want to stay over tonight?
PS3 geek: I have to stay up ALL NIGHT playing Call of Duty 4.
PS3 geek's girlfriend: Ugh, you're way too sim and sim these days.

by -cat April 8, 2008

Sim sim

Nickname for the name Souhil. Sim sim means that they are a very bad Fortnite player and there 90s are soooo slow.

Dude, sim sim is garbage at Fortnite

by Mr. Three January 13, 2019

Sim-sational

When you are doing great in the SIMS.

Shucks bill im doing SIM-SATIONAL.my sim is SO FUCKING HAPPY

by MAX DEVIOUS July 18, 2006

sim swapping

you take a hoes sim, get the nord vpn on, spoof your number something close to there area code. call there carrier, say that you went on vacation and you lost it or scratched it. big crip cj, out

You: bro wheres your sim nigga?
him: bro i just got sim swapped!
You: lolololol you dumb nigga

sim swapping is when someone has information on you and knows enough to call your carrier and make up shit

by big gdk cj November 18, 2020

Sim hangover

The exhaustion that results from staying up until the wee hours of the morning playing sims like a maniac.

Ashley - "Oh my gosh you look so tired, what happened?"
Meagan - "I stayed up until like 5 in the morning playing sims, I totally have a sim hangover right now."
Ashley - "Was it worth it?"
Meagan - "Duh."

by Leila S. November 13, 2011

Sim hole

A hole belonging to a Sim, usually referring to a Sim’s vagina.

I fucked that bitch right in the sim hole.

by PrettyButterfly September 1, 2021