Dollar signs

What people really use math for.

Most people don't use equations on a daily basis, since they don't tend to prove as much to as many people as having a lot of money does. If it's not a means to an end, most people aren't going to do it even for show, since they don't see dollar signs that go with it.

by The Original Agahnim June 16, 2021

Zodiac signs

zodiac signs are fake and don't define who you are, they might be the fakest thing to hit this world other than the selected; covid-19, Kim K's body, casseroles, and oh ya zodiac signs. THEY ARE FAKE AS SHIT SO STOP THINKING THEY'RE REAL CAUSE THEY'RE NOT YOU CREEPY PEOPLE. Go watch some trailer park boys to get a grasp on real life

PERSON 1: Hey do you believe in zodiac signs because I do

PERSON 2: ya how about twinkle twinkle little fuck off with your star bullshit

by Randy Lahey September 19, 2021

Stop signs

Something that acts as a kind of bureaucratic red tape for freedom loving warriors that would argue that stop signs are bureaucratic red tape.

Michael- Gimme something to rap about, anything.
Guy- Okay, how bout stop signs.
Michael- That's some Malibu's Most Wanted shit, but I'll do it.
Guy- Don't forget Mike, you told me to give you something to rap about. I didn't stop you when I first saw you and say rap about stops signs right now bitch, on the double! So neither of us was in a position or obligation of sub serviance to the other, since we had many different choices, I could have said I'm not giving you a subject, but I didn't choose to do that either.

by The Original Agahnim November 15, 2021

Dollar signs

Someone that tells people if they want a tree canopy, don't buy goods from Amazon (since Amazon builds warehouses), which is a lot like saying if they want a tree canopy, don't buy the houses the real estate market/development they profit from and are involved in is selling. Either way, somebody that tells you that is going to see dollar signs in something, and try to clear cut the trees and walk all over the land and the people there to get them.

As long as people see dollar signs, they are going to try and clear cut trees, it doesn't really matter to them what the land is used for, as long as they get what they want (and buying a few goods via Amazon is not wanting much compared to the millions they could make off the land they had clear cut, so it isn't the people they call sheeple that are taking more than they need off Amazon, and usually people that buy off Amazon already know they are part of the problem).

by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021

Zodiac Signs

A dumb trend used by white hippies on tiktok to determine someone’s personality. Used by people who
Want to bring up their ego and inflat it some more.

Idiot 1: I’m a Capricorn. It said I’m going to be rich next year because of my hard work and ambition.

Smart guy: No your not. You sit in your parents house, watch porn. dumb fuck. Zodiac signs aren’t real.

by Bibi16 July 21, 2022

gang signs

if you hold up gang signs you have zero rizz

wow that guy has zero rizz he’s throwing up gang signs

by lovebella October 28, 2022

Star Signs

Star Signs/Zodiac signs part of Astrology. It is believed that being born a certain month gives you a certain Star Sign, and each Star Sign provides a certain personality. The problem is, it's so generalized that people like to assume that if they had a bad experience with a (insert star sign here), then everyone with that sign is a horrible person. And that's just total bullshit. To me, star sign girls are walking 🚩red flags🚩. I only know cancer because the whole idea is cancer.
If she's into star signs, she belongs to the streets.

Girl: OMFG, I'm like, a cancer, what star sign are you?
Sane person: I know you're a cancer. You believe in those shitty star signs.

by CC-8826 July 14, 2023