shankstard

the smartest people to ever exist on planet earth

That shankstard is so sexy and attractive, I bet he gets a lot of bitches

by shankstard October 23, 2022

Shanks

Abbreviation of Shuttup and Thanks.
Commonly used when you want someone to cut their story short, yet in a polite way.

Beccy: Omfg, Carl tried to unzip my pants last night and then he told me..
Tracy: Uh shanks. *walks off*

by no, who are you. December 20, 2009

Long Shanks

A tall girl.

Sure she was tall but I kinda like long shanks.

by K. M. Weik January 11, 2004

Tim Shanks

a man that queefs out of his penis hole. he works at movie theaters making popcorn and he umpires baseball alot too.

Did you see that Tim Shanks at the movie theater today?

by schurthing October 10, 2011

shanks mare

mexican wheels idiom meaning to walk from old mexico

1,000 miles shanks mare and the stinking border patrol man stops me for WUI CUF ( walking under influnce & crawling under fence ). I much better off in gringo jail, nice bed, pot with handle (flush), internet, tecate, 1 ho each 5 hombre, una polo de salsa. I stay in your cuntry si.

PS amigos wtf I "huck my mare named shanks a 1,000 miles"
por favor amigos! big horse

by itichie_nocanpo June 24, 2006

Holster your shanks

A way of telling someone to calm down if are overreacting to a situation.

Person 1: Sorry dude, can't go to that movie. It's sold out.
Person 2: Holy shit! What the fuck? This is terrible! I can't believe this is happening! Fuck everyone!
Person: Bro! Holster your shanks!

by Haneesh March 18, 2012

spindle shanks

Thin in stature, having thin arms and/or legs.

"Yo bro, you got spindle shanks for arms!"

by bite it you scum July 8, 2005