Wal Mart Shuffle

The art of looking busy while avoiding any real work or contact with management. Employees practicing the shuffle are often seen straightening merchandise, walking displaced items back to their respective department, hiding in plain sight by roaming the store, or taking frequent bathroom breaks.

Man, I got the flu but this bitch manager won't let me go home. Guess I'll do the Wal Mart Shuffle for the rest of the shift.

by AgentX23 March 2, 2009

scumfucker

v. A person far worse than a mere fucker.

"Have you seen Allan?"
"No, why?"
"Guy took a shit on my lawn, sold my car, and pissed on my mom. I'm gonna kill him."
"What a scumfucker!"

by Alecx Hunter September 3, 2005

Shuffles Gonzalez

The process of walking and squeezing your ass cheeks firmly together resulting in the shuffling of your feet. This process is orchestrated to prevent the escape of a giant turd or expolsive diairrea.

I totally did the Shuffles Gonzalez all
the way the bathroom! Many Thanks Taco Bell.

by street whizard April 8, 2009

donk shuffle

A trick in skateboarding. A lip trick in which one switches their feet on the coping. Can be linked with other tricks.

How does that kid keep from hanging up on the coping when he does that donk shuffle?

by Skate Zombie January 16, 2007

Futsal Shuffle

A new dance invented by rapper Lil Uzi Vert that was done for the first time in a instagram clip.

“Man did you see Uzi? He got me hooked with that new Futsal Shuffle!!”

by Luke Dolan December 1, 2019

On Shuffle

The state a woman is in when she sleeps with multiple men at random

That girl's on shuffle.

by nufadzoo August 1, 2008

tranny shuffle

The raptor-esque walk that plagues women in heels after a night of heavy drinking and whining. The walk itself is characterized by the clumsy knee-forward technique most notably popularized by transsexuals.

Oh no, it's only 9:00 PM, it's way too early for the tranny shuffle!

by Dominic Angelo November 15, 2009