post-pub shrapnel

The wallet or pocket full of 5, 10, 20 and 50 cent coins you have after a night out down the local. €4.05 pints make this even worse than normal.

"Ah jaysus Marty, my wallet is full of post-pub shrapnel again"

by StrokeCity December 28, 2005

bombs to the eyebrows, shrapnell to the eyelash

Comes from Hebrew.
Originally said: "ptzatzot lagabot, resissim larissim"
Bombs rimes with eyebrows and shrapnell rimes with eyelash (in Hebrew).
This phrase describes an extremely positive event or experience.

Adam: "how was the party?"
Eve: "bombs to the eyebrows, shrapnell to the eyelash!"

by StakeJunior January 21, 2009

BASF (Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart)

BASF stands for Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart. To do a proper BASF one must drop one's drawers and sit, bare ass, on a hardwood floor and then rip a monster fart. The vibration of the buttcheeks against the hardwood creates a natural reverb chamber/amplifier resulting in a thunderous cacophony akin to a gunning a chainsaw while firing an M-16.

Joe's BASF (Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart) blew a hole through the parquet and now the Celtics have to play home games at Sacred Heart until they fix it.

by DennisFreeman April 1, 2019

shrapnel legs

1) Legs that look like they've gone through world war II

Damn man, look at johnny! he got some shrapnel legs!

by LONGBEACHWESTSIDER June 14, 2010

Shrapnel

Cocaine; especially a line that has been insufficiently chopped and contains large chunks.

Dude, that was some shrapnel.

That's what happens when you try and chop a line with your library card.

by Shuaman July 5, 2019

Film shrapnel

That one little bit of popcorn that lives between your teeth for three days after you see a film.

I had a sentimental moment today when my tongue finally got that film shrapnel out of my teeth and we said a last goodbye.

by daltonjfk August 30, 2019

Shit Shrapnel

A high velocity, airborne, ejection of brown matter that is difficult or impossible to avoid. The result is soiled clothing and/or impregnated skin (particularly the face).

Fuck it... I was strimming the long grass in the back yard and the dogs have laid some hidden piles of crap that I did not see. I have hit a steaming pile and I have been hit by the resulting Shit Shrapnel. It is all over my t-shirt and my face looks like I have a thousand brown freckles. It fucking stinks and I think I may have got some in my mouth...

by normanstanleyfletcher September 16, 2017