orangecube's definitions

Shrapnel

I invented a new shart. Upon lowering yourself towards the toilet, a bit comes out and hits the seat. As you've already committed to gravity you can'd but help sit right on it and finish the deed. You only get hit by a piece not the whole load so I call it the shrapnel.

Damn this diarrhea, I just got hit by shrapnel.

by orangecube January 3, 2019

Hipflam

When you want to do a somersault but fart instead.

Remember that time Lucy did a hipflam at Cooks Beach?

by orangecube June 15, 2025