Sploont

When you mix tobacco and marijuana into a freshly split tobacco leaf. It’s like a spliff but rolled with a blunt wrap instead of a joint paper. Why would anyone want to add more tobacco to a blunt? I do not know.

“Yo Billyjoejimbob, why does JimmyJames want to roll a sploont? It’s already wrapped in tobacco?”

by eySuki November 29, 2023

sploonsh

When you squeeze a sponge and cry

The definition is I had a sploonsh yesterday

by Sween x February 16, 2024

Sploonk

A racist slur used by aliens against the human race in order to insult every human being regardless of sex, race, height, weight, mental ability, or gender.

"Zip-Zorp the destroyer just called earthlings a "Sploonk" and has now caused an intergalactic war against both planets."

by PCPGuy March 15, 2024

shploogit

A Shploogit refers to either the action of expelling only a slight amount of diarrhetic poop out of your anus, it can also refer to the specific poops themselves

"Someone took a shploogit in one of the public bathrooms urinals"

"I had the shploogits earlier but they have mostly passed"

by ShploogitWarrior71 March 28, 2024

Shploozey

Another word for pussy or coochie. Can also be shortened to "shplooz" as a shorthand abbreviation.

I was at Jess's house last night, and you better belive I was all up in that shploozey.

by shploozmaster April 16, 2024

Shploink Overdose

A song made my totally famous gd player and song maker and dance pad doing thingamajig kingsamalot

i had a shploink overdose

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by oh the no May 9, 2024

sploonter

Origin: North Queensland, Australia.

1. (slang-verb) To release semen during orgasm.

"One more stroke and I'm going to sploonter" he said after his second stroke.

After that wild night, he said he sploontered all over the place.

He couldn't hold it any longer and ended up sploontering.

Sorry I'm 38 minutes late for work, I sploontered on my work pants and had to wash them on the quick cycle... Also that's why my pants are wet.

by MrNo1 June 3, 2024