Shortify

To reduce one's height in order to acheive success.

"I can't seem to do anything right..."

"You know what you should do...?"

"What?"

Shortify.

by David Christo September 14, 2008

Showgirls

The act of spending lots of money on a movie, and seeing it tank in the box office.

Stupid "Lara Croft 2" did a Showgirls.

by Jeremy November 24, 2003

shorbin

A response to something that doesn't deserve a real response.

As Carly, who never gets invited to the parties, asked what we were doing tonight. I said, "shorbin."

by poosnani March 6, 2009

shorties

(n.) A hawt suburban woman.

"I got fine ass shorties comin' through the slidin' door of my pop's van.

by E-wreckshun December 12, 2003

Showgirl'd

When a young innocent female child star becomes a nude actress in big budget films.

Many people expect Hilary Duff and The Olsen Twins to get showgirl'd.

by Jeremy November 24, 2003

Shorrible

It's a combination of the words shocking and horrible.

Shocking = causing to recoil with horror or disgust; extremely offensive or disgusting.

Horrible = horror or fear; dreadful.

Shorrible = something both shocking and horrible.

In a sentance.

The price of crude oil these days is shorrible.

by Anthony Linton aka *MAD DOG* January 13, 2009

shortie

Alternate spelling of shorty. Denotes a woman or a child.

Ey, boo, wha's yo' name, shortie?

by ATLFreshNClean October 31, 2003