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Spot Shopper

An individual, typically wealthy, local and lacking integrity, who books fishing charters not for the experience but to steal the guides spots and techniques which the guide worked hard for many years to learn.
“Why’d you turn down that client who wanted to book you?”

“I checked his social media, he’s a local angler with a boat, definitely a spot shopper.”
by Obvious Guide April 11, 2020
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window reflection shopper

someone who when walking past shops looks at their reflection in the window to see how roladex/wack they look. A person who does this is a window "reflection" shopper and usually a trendo.
oh dear you see that contempory dernier cri mistake he just took a look into that charity shop. probably just window reflection shopper.
by Shedward February 19, 2006
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bulimic shopper

One who, while shopping, adds a large amount of items to their cart, then when satisfied, places them all back. A bad bulimic shopper, will go to check out and then ask the cashier to put back most of the items in their cart. The online equivalent would be adding a bunch of items to one's cart, then closing the browser.
Person 1: I went shopping at Nordstrom!
Person 2: What did you get?
Person 1: Well I was going to get new make-up and new shoes, but I ended up putting them back.
Person 2: You're such a bulimic shopper.
by stolidity September 2, 2011
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The angry shopper

While titty fucking a girl you nut all over her breasts and proceed to take her credit cards and cut them up and let the pieces of plastic land in your jiz.
A great way to get back at your mall addicted wife is to give her the angry shopper.
by Cblue Crawford May 8, 2008
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netto shopper

by My May 14, 2003
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window shopper

1) Someone who sees something they want,and immediatly buys it.

2) Someone who looks at something in the window of a store,but can't afford to buy it.

3) A new rap song by 50 Cent,Young Buck,Spider Loc,Olivia and MA$E.
ima window shopper,rolling through monaco france avoiding that copper -50 Cent in Window Shopper.
by GAME50 October 30, 2005
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MYSTERY SHOPPER

THE ACT OF FARTING IN A STORE AISLE,THEN WALKING DOWN THE NEXT AISLEAND LOOKING BACK TO SEE WHO WALKED THROUGH THE FART.
I left a mystery shopper in at walmart and took out 6 people.
by M514R October 9, 2008
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