by Mewchu11 April 12, 2004
Get the windows shoppermug. a term for a rather stylish person that shops at goodwill,or other second hand stores, from time to time and beats the bums to all the good stuff.
OMG! I was tottaly bum shopping the other day and I found a pair of designer shoes!
You're, like, a super bum shopper! You're so lucky!
You're, like, a super bum shopper! You're so lucky!
by AppleGreyson January 16, 2005
Get the bum shoppermug. The conversation one holds with oneself upon finally finding an item they like after hours of shopping, but then realizing that they are not sure if they really like the item. Most of the time, they realize they don't really need the item and end up not buying it. Very frequent in women, although occasionally affects men, too.
Leah and Jenae were shopping at PacSun. After many hours, Jenae finally found a shirt she liked. While waiting in the long, long line, Jenae began pondering whether she really needed that shirt. She held a shopper's monologue with herself and came to realize that five other people she knew had that shirt and that she did not want to be a poseur.
by Leah Romm and Jenae Lee February 23, 2008
Get the Shopper's monologuemug. someone who looks at the opposite race, without actually meeting them. This is usually in person, so pornography and jacking off doesn't count.
Man 1: Dude, I saw a hot girl yesterday, and couldn't stop staring at her nice ass!
Man 2: what's her name?
Man1: I didn't talk to her
Man 2: you window shopper
Man 2: what's her name?
Man1: I didn't talk to her
Man 2: you window shopper
by Fish_tacozzx September 30, 2012
Get the Window shoppermug. A person who, no matter how good their current job/position is, spends an inordinate amount of time trying to find a better job for more pay, less work, more interesting surroundings etc..
Wow, Fred has quite the nice gig over at the post office. God pay, decent hours, nice.
Yeah but he's trying to get a different job over at FedEx.
Why?
He's a job shopper. Never happy, grass is greener and all that.
What a dick. Order up!
Yeah but he's trying to get a different job over at FedEx.
Why?
He's a job shopper. Never happy, grass is greener and all that.
What a dick. Order up!
by Bob Goatu May 24, 2009
Get the Job Shoppermug. People who have no patience because an evil company has taken over our airways & resources to get your winded delivered within 2 business days
by Mr.V May 15, 2020
Get the Amazon Shoppermug. A condition characterized by a shopper who originally is looking for select items, yet ends up getting side tracked and buying other stuff.
Person 1: Dude, last night, I went shopping with my girlfriend. We planned on only buying bread, yet she also bought a ton of t shirts, a zillion new dresses, and several thousands of necklaces and earrings!
Person 2: She has Shopper's ADHD.
Person 2: She has Shopper's ADHD.
by andrettifan June 16, 2013
Get the Shopper's ADHDmug.