shmoop a poop

to take a long, drawn out dump while on the clock at work in order to kill time and relax.

Rick: that motherfucker Corey has been in the back for 30 minutes what's he doin?

Kslice: Cee-lowe dun shmoop a poop

by thunderthievez July 5, 2009

Shmoop

An exageration of the word "meep".

"Oh shmoop, I missed again!"

by ChibiNekoMimi April 30, 2006

Shmoopy doopy

When someone isn't shmoopy enough because they like showers then they become a shmoopy doopy

You are a shmoopy doopy

by shmoopersdoopers December 2, 2016

shmooshmoosh

matias

hey shmooshmoosh

by the.crollasa May 14, 2018

Shmoop

A word used replace all bad words it is used mostly in every week but can also be used on Sunday in case some bad times are coming and it's also a replacement for when your parents are around

Man: What the fuck.
Me: Don't use that word Sunday is a holy day use shmoop instead.
Man: Sorry about that man, What the shmoop.

by Shitposter6666666 November 19, 2018

shmoopy

person w squeezable cheeks

come here little shmoopy

by qween b August 1, 2019

Shmoopsie

A perfect being who has no flaws.

Elijah acts very shmoopsie towards other people.

by ?juicey? December 1, 2022