by Idontplaysiege January 13, 2024
Get the Shlunker mug.Derived from the phrase "ya shit the bed, and fucked up."
Shlunk - verb (to shlunk) to make a mistake in one of the worst ways possible. Accidentally arriving at the worst possible outcome due to sheer ineptitude in all choices made in a given situation.
Shlunked - verb (past tense) most common usage
Shlunk - noun - an individual who displays constant ineptitude in every situation, seeming to always arrive at an awful outcome. They are normally spiteful and blame others or society for their poor choices. They are difficult and often impossible to reason with.
Shlunk - verb (to shlunk) to make a mistake in one of the worst ways possible. Accidentally arriving at the worst possible outcome due to sheer ineptitude in all choices made in a given situation.
Shlunked - verb (past tense) most common usage
Shlunk - noun - an individual who displays constant ineptitude in every situation, seeming to always arrive at an awful outcome. They are normally spiteful and blame others or society for their poor choices. They are difficult and often impossible to reason with.
"You gotta bail me out man, how was I supposed to know I couldn't outrun the cop car?!"
"No way bro, ya Shlunked"
"C'mon man, you gotta get me out, I promise I'll pay you back bro!"
"I know you won't pay me back, you're a shlunk!"
"No way bro, ya Shlunked"
"C'mon man, you gotta get me out, I promise I'll pay you back bro!"
"I know you won't pay me back, you're a shlunk!"
by HagglyHammy January 20, 2024
Get the Shlunked mug.When your partner is about to climax, then proceeds to stick it in a moving fan blade causing cum to fly everywhere
by anonymous January 13, 2025
Get the Shlunk mug.A shlinky is a round metal coil that can be used as a weapon. Shlinky can also be used as an adjective to describe something epic or suspicious such as "Merry Shlinkmas" or "That was so Shlinky of you." Shlinkys are quite common to find and come in all sorts of sizes and colours.
"Have a merry Shlinkymas!"
by Theshlinkmaster January 7, 2026
Get the Shlinky mug.a person that acts a complete fool
by qualified person March 4, 2019
Get the nepo slunky mug.A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.
Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."
by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024
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