shlong-a-long-a-ding-dong

A peinicular area (penis)

hi sally would you like to see my
shlong-a-long-a-ding-dong.
oh yes plz
tasty like chiken

by Roots aka conn April 4, 2009

shlong

A LOOOOOOOOONG DICK that is used to scare off girls, mainly virgins

VIRGIN GIRL:"That guy has a shlong, RUN!"

by Jotaku December 21, 2004

shlongini

A small shlong. Usually less than 4 inches.

I stopped dating him, cause I met THE shlongini

by zuleika January 14, 2004

Shlango

A gay male who enjoys illegal drugs such as marijuana and LSD. Many shlangos are known to be hackers and also has a strange reputation for climbing the occasional telephone pole.

My friend on the baseball team is quite the shlango. He was smoking a doobie while climbing his telephone pole.

by Stinkin May 19, 2018

Kim Shlong Il

Your penis is a shriveled dictator.

Debbie: You're a worthless sack of crap.

Undercover North Korean Spy (AKA Earl): Suck my Kim Shlong Il.

by doorface August 24, 2011

Shlong

A mullett, the hillbilly haircut. SHort in the front LONG in the back. Similar to a "soccer rocker" or Billy Ray Cyrus in the 90s.

"Holy crap mang did you see the Shlong Blake Shelton had a few years ago? Major mullett bruh!"

by Alex in East Los Angeles April 16, 2020

Schlongology

The study and research of the all mighty SCHLONG! Its uses and purposes.

Chad: "Hey dude whats class do you have 4th block?
Adame: "Schlongology with Mr. Eda."

by They call me Franny June 3, 2009