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Pick Shopper

Someone who takes one thing from a variety.
George only eats the apricots from the trail mix he's such a fucking Pick Shopper.
by TheLOL July 23, 2009
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carpet shopper

to search desperately on the carpet for any drug trace to get high off of.

I learned this term in drug rehab. Some people just cant stop getting high and they run out of crack, they are addicted so they search on the carpets to find little pieces just to get that high. Thus the term "carpet shoppers" is know in an addict's world.
Emily - "What are you doing on the floor?"

John- "I just really need some crack right now so i'm looking for pieces i could have dropped!"

Emily - "Oh John, you are such a carpet shopper!!!"
by addict09 September 11, 2009
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serial shopper

people, who for psychological reasons, impulsively shop for at least three days in a row.
Suzanne: Let's go shopping today, Amber.

Amber: No. We went shopping the last five days. I am worried that you are a serial shopper.
by beewick November 15, 2011
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Passive shoppers rush

Passive shoppers rush occurs when friends encourage someone to purchase something that they don’t need, and gain a sense of satisfaction from the purchase.
“I had the biggest Passive Shoppers Rush (PSR) when Steve bought that Rolex with a rainbow bezel.”
by Baneson August 8, 2018
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Stupid shopper

That person who shops online at 3 am and end up with a lot of crap and no money.
“Why did you by this?”
“Idk I’m just a stupid shopper
by Flowegirl February 27, 2020
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Secret shopper

Another name for a mystery shopper.

Basically people who are sent to shops, restaurants or other places, to act as regular customers and give a report of their experience at the end of the day. Their work is very confidential since “their cover is not supposed to be blown” in any way while on a job, as this would defeat the purpose.

Their services are usually needed by companies and business who are looking to evaluate their customer service performance mostly.
I’m really excited about my new secret shopper job!

Being a secret shopper is like being an undercover FBI agent.
by Jozéy January 1, 2021
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Grey Friday Shopper

One who talks about Black Friday being stupid and pointless but ends up getting up early and buying a bunch of shit anyway.
Man, John is such a Grey Friday Shopper. All he did was talk shit about black Friday and did you see his new TV!
by ItsYaBoiKovie November 28, 2014
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