Shimo's Law

"Shimos Law": Is a gaming related term, usually defined by a player that is severely lacking in skill. And that is bad enough at a game, that their success in a match is entirely dependent upon at least one of two imperative traits. The first being (Luck) represented by having to be at the right place, at the right time, with the appropriate gear and-or weapons, to achieve a single kill, or to avoid a death. The second being (Carried) represented by one or more experienced, and skillfully superior players on the subjects team, not only pulling their own weight in a match, but overcompensating for the lack of skill, and just sheer ineptitude of the subject. Often the subject requires both traits to win a match, or to perform "acceptably". Any match where the subject is unable to receive at least one of these two traits, will always result in a (Loss).

Wow, that guy on our team is so bad. He must be adherent to Shimo's Law.

by Slayaja September 7, 2019

Shimmy Shanks

An answer to anything. When not wanting to answer a question, or not wanting to tell the other person the real answer to the question, or if you have no idea what the answer is.

Teacher: Nick what is the answer to number 3?
Student: Shimmy Shanks.

Girl : Did you cheat on me??
Boy: Shimmy Shanks

Mom : What time will you be home?
Son : Shimmy shanks

by Shimmy Shanks January 10, 2010

Shimmy Chin

A little remnant glaze of dried, sweat and booty juice on one’s chin after eating somone’s ass.

Braaaaahhh. Did you just eat ice cream or ya got the shimmy chin?

I need to run wipe my face. That prostitute gave me a shimmy chin.

Your mom is dirty yo. She gave me the shimmy chin.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017

Shitter Shimmy

verb. The act of shaking your ass, while sitting on the shitter, in order to get the last clinging turd to fall.

I had to do one hell of shitter shimmy to get that last turd to fall.

by TheMan February 1, 2008

Jimmy Shimmy

When you clutch so hard in Valorant your body can't resist dancing

Jimmy did the Jimmy Shimmy after clutching a 1v5 in overtime

by snippy_snippington September 25, 2021

ShitMonger

One who mongs in shit, who is surrounded by shit, and possibly they are shit too.

My good sir, you are a ShitMonger.

by Markle February 26, 2003

Shimmy Shank

Messing around. Joking around. In great dis-belief, craziness.

That boy is a Shimmy Shank.
Stop Shimmy Shankin' around!
You have got to be Shimmy Shankin' me!

by Dave25 September 23, 2009