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simmerant

An attitude combining simmering anger on the verge of explosion with the subsequent inevitable progression of attitude into verbal explosion- hence the rant.

To be boiling beneath the surface with only the slightest skin of resistance between restraint and going postal.
After being dumped by his girlfriend for a state trooper, Todd was the picture of simmerant when he was pulled over on the way home by the very same trooper.
by Kishote November 30, 2005
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Swimmers Sacrifice

A ritual many male swimmers will have to go through.
The sacrifice being the hair from their body. The swimmer sacrifice is when a male swimmer has to shave his body for an important meet, though it usually is used to refer to when a male swimmer shaves his arms and legs.
Gym Class
Samuel: So that's when I did the lion king to her.
Richard: Holy Shit, what did she think?

Samuel: She was totally fine with it! She laughed!
-They both look over to see another guy with hairless legs-
Richard: What the fuck? Why did he shave his legs? What is he gay?
Samuel: No he's just a swimmer. The swim team has their championship meet tonight. They all shaved down.

Richard: Is it that important?
Samuel: Anything you can do to cut down on drag you do. Its the swimmers sacrifice that every male swimmer must do.
by sheerfire January 18, 2013
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Swimmer

A swimmer is an underappreciated person, but fully appreciates what they do. Not many people notice all the 5 am practices, or the 12 hours a week of practices and dryland. They give up so much for just that one time cut or championshp race. They know how to work hard, be made fun of, and they go through everything with their teammates. If you think you are a swimmer's best friend, check out her teammates. They've been through everything together- from bad races, to almost getting kicked off the team, to pots-practice starbucks. Every swimmer has a role model- whether it's a pro, and olympian, a summer team coach. Swimmers know how to work hard and get what they want. Even if it means not shaving for months (girls) or shaving all the time (guys).
The swimmer in our class is always a hard worker.

Why do the swimmers get to leave early for a "meet"?
by Christmaself2 December 16, 2018
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airborne swimmers

Semen spewed forth into open air
When bruce farted, an airborne swimmer grazed Terry's lip. Thank God it was his own!
by BiggJussn July 28, 2005
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taint skimmer

the preinstalled mesh lining in a man's bathing suit.
dude, the taint skimmer in these trunks really chafed my sack from being wet all day
by Doug W. February 12, 2008
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dr. simmers

A communist science teacher that loves to ask what the story is and ruins your fucking day!
What's the story you fuckin carrot. Dr. Simmers will call the nukes
by jeremyvenom May 11, 2016
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skimmer

Skimmer is a guy who "rides the top of the crest" during sex! Skimming is just bouncing off a partner's 'rear-end', quick insertion, then pulling out, leaving the sodomized partner feeling rather hungry for alot more.
"That dude made me want more and more of the sauce, but he wasn't very deep, just another skimmer"
by Princess Peussie March 22, 2005
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