Swifted

When someone is super high on painkillers.

Person 1: *mumbles* I am so swifted right now.
Person 2: I’m so swifted too.

by L.C.F. {55124} October 17, 2021

self-shifter

Car with automatic transmission

I'd get a Mercedes CLS but its only available as a self-shifter now

by towel405 December 25, 2010

Granny Shifter

USA: A person who changes gears in a car slowly
Ireland: A person who french kisses grandmothers

US Citizen: Man that person is such a granny shifter when he drives
Irishman: Why is he kissing grannies and driving?

by SMCLG September 22, 2022

sifted

really really drunk. Like, so drunk.

Dude, I heard you hooked up with Sophie last night!" "Omg, I was so sifted-i dont remember anything!

by troatking March 1, 2011

day-shifter

A very ugly lady.A term that stems from the Amsterdam red light district .Anyone who has ever browsed the shop windows will notice a marked difference in quality depending on the time of day that the young lady is working .

Was it you I saw leaving the party with that day-shifter?
What is your major malfunction ?

by Bob the Balleen January 17, 2008

Gear Shifter

-An improper form of performing a hand-job.

-When a girl, rather than stroking guy's junk properly, thinks it is necessary to pull a guy's penis back and forth like a manual car's gear shifter.

Mike: Hey man, how was she?
Dominique: She did it again.
Mike: HA! You got gear shifted!

Mike: Dom, how was it with that girl last night?
Dominique: Dude what the fuck, she gave me the gear shifter.

by Automatic transmission May 10, 2008

Taylor Swifted

All you hear is your ex's sorrow from your breakup. It's almost like a Taylor Swift song.

Man: "It's been a week since I broke up with her. All I've been seeing are her sad posts on social media."
Friend: "Dude, you just got Taylor Swifted."

by AeroNova March 16, 2017