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Shelter Child

A person raised by strict parents who refuse to expose their children to the real world.
A shelter child is a person that becomes violently offended when they hear of other people taking their kids to midnight movie premiers on school nights even though they themselves don't have children.

A shelter child thinks premarital sex is evil. And even though it's natural, it's not okay (even safely)

A shelter child lets their parents control their lives until they're 25.

A shelter child can be strongly opinionated and want everyone to agree with them even though they won't listen to another person's differing views.

A shelter child won't realize a person hit by a car and an animal hit by a car don't look that different on the side of the road.

A shelter child doesn't think IT will ever happen to them.

All in all, these are the people that are in for the shock of their lives when they realize how this world really works and that it's not all fun and games.

The world isn't a bad place, but many people have misconceptions about what happens in it on a day to day basis. Your beliefs are as good as mine, but it's important to keep an open mind and realize the world isn't always nice.
by Ladder16 November 27, 2011
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Shmelt Melt

a term used to make fun of a rookie, or person who is new and/or should be treaded like a rookie. An Object that newbies can obtain.
hey wanna go to arbys and you can get a shmelt melt
by mets47 October 29, 2010
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Shelter Buddy

Referring your Best Friend of your lifetime.
Dave was my Shelter Buddy in my school days. I miss him a lot
by Moulish Rated - R Punk February 7, 2015
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Shelter-in-place

A government-funded sexual rekindling retreat for your parents
It’s week three of shelter-in-place and I can’t get the smell of my parents’ lube out of the furniture
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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shfella

Taylor’s mum is a shfella
by Riquelme June 1, 2021
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shelton school (dallas)

a place for dyslexic people to go get high and hook up
jesuit kid 1: who’s that girl you’re dating
jesuit kid 2: oh she’s goes to shelton

jesuit kid 1: ohhhhhhhhshe goes to shelton school (dallas)
by I’m in love with stacy’s mom September 24, 2021
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Shelton

A classic man, usually someone who knows everybody but truly only keeps the select elite close to him , always attains the baddest females around but seems to get tired or bored of them easily. A Warrior both Physically and Spiritually, versatile in character/knowledge. Smart, Brave, and Bold. Christian man. Often Introverted but able to come out that shell. Multi-talented. Excels in being different and unique .
Music, Money and Sports is where you thrive.
That is Shelton
by Godchosenone November 23, 2021
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