Three Sheets

The best show on television!Can you say “I’m buying” in 12 languages? Embark on this international drinking tour with comedian Zane Lamprey who takes you around the world to master the local drinking customs. From MOJO the new 100% hi-def channel is tailored to fit your interests from exceptional food to extreme locales, from high tech toys to high stakes antics, from Wall Street to easy street and the best of sports, music, movies and more. It's 100% high definition, because life is how you see it.

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by 3v1L Schwin April 3, 2008

Skankee Sheets

The term used to describe ones sheets after a spree of promiscuous one night stands with undisclosed individuals. Generally induced by a night of heavily drinking at the local queer spot, after a heart wrenching, over text, lesbian break up.

Lesbian 1: So I took that girl home from the bar last night and we engaged in some promiscuous drunken sex!

Lesbian 2: Grosss......well you better wash your skankee sheets before I come over.

by IndieGal03 October 27, 2011

Dancing in the sheets

Sex. What else would it be you fucking moron?

Guy 1:How was last night?
Guy 2:Let's just say, me and my girlfriend did some dancing in the sheets

by IronicNoose47 January 14, 2021

ripping sheets

When you fart and it sounds like you are literally ripping a sheet in two.

What smells?

Sorry, I'm ripping sheets over here!

by iduncurr September 6, 2010

beat the sheets

to have sex with someone in a bed

Hey sugar, you are looking hot, why don't you and I get out of here and go beat the sheets?

by Mark C from da D December 11, 2005

three sheets to the wind

Old sailing term. After setting all three main sails to the wind, a ship will shudder and roll, much like a stumbling drunk. Now used as a synonym for drunkenness.

Don't take notice of Angus, lad, he's three sheets to the wind.

by Rage from rhuvok.com June 2, 2004

A Gentleman In The Streets But A Freak In The Sheets

A man who is typically innocent or sweet natured when talking to women normally, but is immensely dominant in the bedroom.

"Jesus Christ", "what is it Christy ?" , "so I met this guy in the bar last night", "Oh?",

"and he was really nice and pretty good looking, he kept calling me beautiful and gave me a bunch of complements and suggested we should go to my place", "Mk?" "one thing lead to another, but then he started choking me and pulling my hair and shit", "wow", "and he even tied me down and spanked me", "talk about A Gentleman In The Streets But A Freak In The Sheets".

by Drunken Italian 442 December 19, 2021