Cheatin' Skeeter

Someone, usually a person who no one likes in the least and most often a menace to existence, who gets sexual stimulation and/or jizzes their britches whenever they cheat or defraud others. The volume of ejaculate is directly proportionate to the degree of suffering of the intended victim.

Chuckford: "That phone scammer sure did groan and grunt alot when he thought I was going to give him my bank info."

Rastafarian Billy: "OH! He must be a cheatin' skeeter! Probably cheat-skeetin' out a load of jizz thinking about the heartache and suffering that he would cause."

Chuckford: "Yeah, sounds about right. What a piece of unfiltered shit that man must be..."

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

The fresher the fruit, the sweeter the juice

It is an accurate correlation of female youth and attraction. This is counter to the erroneous conception of women aging like a fine wine.

Guy one: She's smoking but how old is she?

Guy two : who cares, The fresher the fruit, the sweeter the juice, you know she's old enough with that body.

Guy one: I'm going for it, I hope she's 18 ;)

by Factzteller March 23, 2020

Shelterbox

A organisation used to provide humanitarian aid.

Or in my opinion... a defination for bashing in someones face for fun or for a perfectly good reason.

George: What did you get up to this weekend?
Mike: Dude, i'm sorry, i screwed your Sister...
George: You prick, i'm totally gonna Shelterbox your face!!

by David Oklmaja February 7, 2009

skeetered

To be so intoxicated that one's blood alcohol level is sufficient to cause the death of blood sucking insects (e.g., mosquitoes).

Upon awakening and, with one good eye, noting the large collection of deceased mosquitoes surrounding his pounding head, Sam concluded that he'd leveled from shitfaced to skeetered.

by deckhand February 23, 2010

sheltered

A person who leads this kind of life is one who doesn't get out enough, is still pathetically mind-controlled by their parents and is scared shitless of them. Anything fun is presumed to be evil. Common condition in children of very religious families.

Man, what an ass...that kid must be so sheltered

by your momma December 31, 2003

SHEENER

The act of intoxicating oneself for a lengthy period of time, with cocaine, alcohol, prostitutes and money - then belligerently spewing forth uncontrollable, turret syndrome like goon babbleish delusions of grandeur...often used to spin doctor ones ass out of a huge heap of shit.

Notxas was on such a SHEENER through the 80's and 90's that he doesn't know what is real and what is a hallucination - but damn...talks smak like a champ!

I got a suitcase full of blow,lets get crazy, you trash my room, so I won't have to pay you for putting out, lock you into the entertainment center,...Sound like a hot date? Oh look, I'm on my own drug right now, oh oh my face is melting off!

by JKOR_ March 24, 2011

Sweeter Mans

A group of males aged 17-19 that specialize in dropping tracks, reaching jams, fucking bitches, getting money, unlocking achievements, and not flopping. This group originated in an urban school located in Toronto, Ontario. A typical weekend in the life of the sweeter mans is: reaching a jam on friday, playing Halo Reach/Call Of Duty on Saturday while crashing at Lam's house, and sleeping at Shayan's house on Sunday.

"Yo, reach the jam this friday at york" - Nitin

"I can't, I need to do laundry" - Munaf

"You can't flop, that's not what the sweeter mans do." - Nitin

by 44 Magz November 7, 2010