shopsexual

The sexual and sometimes even romantic attraction to stores or even someone just named Shop.

Mark - “God I just wanna fuck a Shop-rite rn.”
Lilith - “Dude what the fuck?”
Mark - “What? I’m shopsexual.”
Lilith - “Ohhhhhh.”

by Kaymart June 25, 2021

theasexualbitch

The best tik toker ever. She's going to be famous over and over!

Subject 1 : Have you heard of theasexualbitch? You know, on Tik tok ?
Subject 2: HELL YEAH SHE'S THE BEST!

Theasexualbitch should win a prize !

by Unknown indoors July 9, 2021

theasexualbitch

BEST TIK TOK ACCOUNT EVER SHES THERE SINCE MUSICALLY HELLA HAWT Y'ALL CAN'T RELATE 😼😩 she's famous beacuse of a Tom Felton video 📸

Subject 1: Have you heard about theasexualbitch?
Subject 2: HELL YEAH SHE'S ICONIC BYE-

theasexualbitch is elite 😜😜

by Unknown indoors July 9, 2021

Saesexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to people named “sae”

Hi sae, I am saesexual

by Cock and ball torture 69 July 19, 2021

Shuyasexual

Someone obsessed with the individual known as "Shuya Hideaki", who is most commonly seen playing Warface or Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2 and posts about him on their Twitter/Facebook. The most common way to spot a Shuyasexual is by seeing them post something about him completely out of context and most often containing beef within the game.

"Yo, I'm gonna go post something that Shuya said on Discord with no context and get all of my followers on him"

~Shuyasexual, Kamimuto

by Shuya Hideaki August 31, 2021

Sarasexual

Simping to uncontrollable extents for Sara, who is literally the cutest and the most beautiful woman to have ever walked this earth. Once you get mesmerized by her beauty, there is no going back. The feeling that she lingers in your mind 24x7 and you can't help it. The moment when your last thoughts before going to bed are literally "Good night Sara". You feel your lips shape into a smile when you think of her.

It's crying over the most perfect woman ever with the purest heart and the brightest smile. A woman who deserves all the love in the world and all the respect. Sara is the best and no one can change that

P.S.: If you have 2 pet birds named Pineapple and Kiwi then I thank you for everything. Thanks for forgiving me and loving me even thought I didn't deserve it.

Sara: *exists*
Me: OMFG I THINK I AM SARASEXUAL OMG THIS IS SO BASED AND REDPILLED I LOVE SARA *proceeds to call her slurs*

by SaraSimp1984 January 25, 2022

Stegsexual

An extremely serious underlying sexual attraction to the Steven Universe movie character Steg, a fusion between between Steven and his father Steg. Which is totally not an allegory or sex and is also definitely not incest.

This attraction usually it manifests in quite obsessive ways and causes individuals to involuntary combust.

This must not be confused with stegasexual (a sexual attraction to the dinosaur stegosaurus rex).

Hey have you seen Anthony he recently had a sexual awaking after seeing Steg, now he's stegsexual.

by koala_pack December 8, 2021