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sporticus

merritt i told you to search this for one reason i just want to sayyyyy.
i think your super cool and a awesome friend. your smart, nice, and devilish handsome (no homo). i hope you get to successful get your dream and become the very best like no was before. even though i plan i to annoy you every day til. i hope were still friends even after school because your such a great guy. and who knows maybe will become the worst enemys or will become close as ever. either way thanks for existing -lily
sporticus is merritt's nickname because we love him (sporticus not merrit) jk
by i am a threat October 15, 2018
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Sharticle

The particles of shit from when you shart (reference shart)
After sharting, I used my bidet to rinse the sharticles off my ass hole.
by Jillibean710 July 11, 2020
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shartcut

When you take the quicker way home even though it goes through some sketchy neighborhoods because you're about to fill your pants.
I would rather risk my life taking a shartcut through Grove Street than risk my britches going home the long way, bro.
by Deathrea November 20, 2020
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Shartcuterie

A combining of random foods resembling a charcuterie but somehow all wrong. Ie. Brussel sprouts, salami, and Nutella.
Uh oh, I didn’t feel like cooking n ate myself a shartcuterie.
by Pwoggg March 14, 2021
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sharticle

the particles of shit when you fart
After a heavy night on the beans the air was filled with Sharticles
by anonymous May 14, 2021
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shartacular

THE MOST HOT MOMMY MILKER CUTE HOT SEXY HOT ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE ACCOUNT ON TIKTOK! TRUE FACT! TRULY FANTASTIC!
i want shartacular to shit and piss in my mouth like i am their personal toilet.
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Shartruse

Causing someone to shit themselves by use of chicanery.
Gustav spiked Milton's protein shake with X-Lax, causing a horrific blowout. He was lauded by his remaining friends for this superb shartruse.
by The BS Express January 11, 2022
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