Sharpie Ninja 

One who sneaks an attack at the neck with a sharpie.

Though there are many ways to accomplish this a true Ninja will come from behind his target and assassinate him.

Zack must have gone Sharpie Ninja on the entire school because everyone I see has the Mark of the Ninja.

Sharpie Ninja by Luke Loukas May 29, 2008

sharpie sex

Your masturbating with a sharpie

Alice stole her friends sharpie and went to the bathroom and masturbated till she had a loud orgasm where then her friend came in and joined in the fun

Alice:AHHHHHHHH OHHHH SOOOOOOO GOOOOOD
Alice's friend:HAH FEEL IT BABY Sharpie are soooo good
Alice and her friend kissed while the sharpie was smiling

Sharpie's are used for masturbation
SHarpie sex

sharpie sex by sharpiexxx June 9, 2018

sharpie marker 

1. An incredibly useful permanent marker, known also as a Sharpie.

2. What you award to someone (or yourself) after a differently lame story. Used among architecture students instead of a one, ten, or twenty dollar bill. Intended to simultaneously add interest to the story and mock the storyteller.

... So then after work, I got in my car and went to the gas station. I didn't want to get out because it was raining, but I did anyway. So then I pumped my gas and got back on the highway and headed home...

And then you found a sharpie marker.

sharpie marker by max j July 14, 2005

Sharpie Relationship 

A romantic relationship that is like a Sharpie: it starts out fine and then it dries out and dies, like a marker would during use. Normally, these relationships do not last long, but some can go on for years until they go flat and stop.

Heartbroken Girl: Why did he leave me? We had so much for each other! I'll never be loved again! *girl sobs deeply*

Friend: Don't worry, kid. It was a total Sharpie relationship. He was cheating on you with another gal. It would have died out anyway like most flings do.

Sharpie Relationship by ASDFgirlz23 May 10, 2012

Sharpie Patch 

When you don't have hair and you need some so you take a sharpie and draw in a tiny patch of hair to cover your bald spot.

"Hey Craig, I know how to solve your hair loss problem!"

"How?!"

"Just use this sharpie and draw in a patch of hair on the middle of your head."

"Gee, a patch?"

"Yes, a patch! It's also called a sharpie patch because it makes you look like you have hair!"

"That's a great idea!"

Sharpie Patch by trolleycakes September 28, 2018

Sharpie rule 

This universal law states that if one steals a Sharpie marker pen from a colleague's pencil case, it will become the thief's possession once the thief has owned it for longer than the original owner.

"He stole my new Sharpie marker but I can't take it back because of the goddamn Sharpie rule."

Sharpie rule by blindorange October 2, 2009

sharpie sniffer 

Someone that is so broke, they have to sniff sharpies to get high.

dude julio is such a sharpie sniffer.

sharpie sniffer by Patrick + Lorna May 5, 2005