Sharted

when you fart and a mess happens

Tim laughed so hard that he sharted!

by AwesomeBananaz September 30, 2011

ShardEnder

An infinitely powerful individual. Legend says that she has possession of extreme rarities like ELO's Garden Rehearsals, the master tapes for The Beach Boys' SMiLE, and a completed version of The Who's Lifehouse.

Person: I wish we could hear take 51 of Baby I Apologize...
ShardEnder: Hold my beer...

by thefantasticmisterfox October 26, 2020

Fooka Shaded

The disposition of being in a nightclub with all your friends and being very very drunk, the name derived from the German electronic music act Booka Shade

Hugh: Is that Booka Shade on stage?

Rory: It is, and I'm fooka shaded, get in!

by Zinedinemclovin October 10, 2010

shaded

To take one or more Xanax pills and then consume alcohol.

Damn did you see Claire falling all over the place at the party last night? That bitch was so shaded. She probably doesn't remember anything.

by kyle and wendy May 14, 2007

sharted

Refers to someone who shits and farts at the same time

dude that lady in the next stall totally sharted

by J.J.B November 25, 2007

sharted

when you try to fart and you shit instead

i was trying to fart but sharted instead

by corey l January 29, 2004

Fifty Shaded

When you go home with someone after a night at the club, bar, party or meeting via Tinder, only to find out that they are into some weird/kinky/BDSM shit and intend to play it out with you. Applies best when you aren't aware of this beforehand and are taken by surprise, and especially when you can't back out.

Susan: Did you have a good night with that guy Chad?

Jessica: No...I got to his place and he brought out chains and whips.

Susan: Ooooh, you got fifty shaded!
Jessica: SHUT UP you have no idea what I went through!

by Stiffofdeth October 2, 2016