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Tokyo Sandblaster

A term created by Conan O'Brian on his second show on TBS; most likely meaning a spray of seminal fluids into the face and/or eyes of a woman from Tokyo.
by COCOfan4lyfe November 12, 2010
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Sandblasted

When a female uses the restroom to poop and following this, she goes the shower and bends over waiting for her male partner to come piss the feces off of her butthole. No wiping involved
Sarah was taking this huge shit yesterday and asked me to wipe her ass. Instead of that nasty ass shit I put her in the shower and sandblasted that shit right off
by Scarter3689 June 21, 2019
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Tokyo Sandblaster

The act of shrinking testicles in cold water then stroking the penis with an abrasive until ejaculation.
Carl was wary of the long term prospects for the relationship when his blind date offered to give him the old Tokyo Sandblaster.
by Bownz November 14, 2010
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A sexual endeavor in which a man wraps his penis with sand paper. He then yells "Bonzai!" and penetrates a woman's vagina.
I writing in my diary about how considerate my boyfriend is, and then he gave me a Tokyo sandblaster. Geez, my vagina hurts!
by STANRUTH November 12, 2010
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Tokyo Sandblaster refers to the act of eating at an Asian buffet and later projectile diarrheaing onto your partner’s face or chest. This works best in conjunction with a helicopter dismount. The Tokyo Sandblaster can also be skillfully transitioned into a Cleveland Steamer.
I wonder if that old couple in the China Wok buffet line is preparing for a Tokyo Sandblaster.
by SFLTimmay November 12, 2010
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chatanooga sandblaster

when someone rubs sandpaper on a girls titty to give arousal. as she is climaxing she is deficated upon
that nigger bitch doesn't have nipples anymore becuase she beez getting too many chatanooga sandblasters.
by hollaatchaboi July 16, 2006
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Tokyo Sandblaster

Sexual position described by Conan O'Brien on his show.
Did you hit her with the old tokyo sandblaster?
by kwongbgitz November 11, 2010
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