shmooser

Someone who is being annoying or someone you just want to mess with. Just another thing to call someone that most people have never heard of. Instead of calling them something that might hurt thier feelings you call them a shmooser.

Your such a shmooser.

by Megan Loth April 8, 2006

Shamood

in texas holdem when someone flops a set and someone else flops a higher set

"man i just flopped a set of sevens and this guy had a set of tens, you believe that?"

"ooo you got shamood"

by da mackdad November 4, 2009

Shamboosh

A word with two meanings either goodbye or fuck you.

Oh shamboosh!

by saxy-sisters February 20, 2010

Shamoo

When you suck water into your anus, then you push with force and spray it out into the surrounding area.

When he shamooed me it resembled a whale spraying muddy water out of his blowhole.

by Damidnightpoopa December 30, 2012

shamoo

A big dump. Or poop that makes the world shake.

The shamoo was stinky and huge!

by BigDogDogDig July 15, 2005

shamonster

(or "shamons†er") A fan of both Michael Jackson and Lady GaGa. Therefore, shamone + little monsters = shamonster.

You're a shamonster.

by Not Your Babe July 23, 2010

giga shamoo

A variation of Shamoo. Fat person, usually female, who is so fat that it seems to defy all known laws of physics that they can stand, walk, or breath without the world collapsing in on them due to the enormous gravitational pull they create.

Fuck what a giga shamoo that bitch is! What the fuck is she doing riding that moped!? Oh wait... its not a moped that's her fuckin flaps draggin'!

by Okin, Mij and Trauts July 29, 2005