shaft

1)Nothing, Zero, Zilch
See: the shaft
2) the worse possible situation to be stuck in

1)Everybody else got an nice big bonus check, but Dave got The Shaft.
2) Between getting fired, evicted, arrested, beaten-up, and robbed, this week has been the shaft. Maybe New york isn't the best place for me.

by pythonspam November 07, 2003

shaft

an insulting comment burn

jack got shafted jill but she came back with a painful counter-shaft

by Anonymous March 16, 2003

Shafting

Getting oral sex.

Hey baby this shaft needs cleaning, get on it, shafting please!

by matty8121 May 23, 2010

shaft

1.) A word for "ditching" , or ignoring someone.

"My boyfriend totally shafted me yesterday in the women's department of Abercrombie and Fitch"

by Neiche January 07, 2008

Shaft

Suave black man who acts tough and macho, but in actuality, is a homosexual.

That John Shaft, he's actually gay.

by Squishy's Master July 10, 2004

shaft

It's when you get the sucky end of a deal, or just get screwed out of a life.

I got the shaft when i had to sleep on the floor.

by Chubby Martin February 16, 2009

Shaft

To move a object through a small hole.

Heh, i shafted my cock up tiffanys tight ass!

by Aruzo (Scott) September 05, 2005