A fat motherfucker who is a beaner and a cuck. He asks his son for condoms and grape juice. This man is the cancer of society leeching off his students and generally giving off the aura of the great depression. He also hides Mcdonald's cheeseburgers under his overhang.
Sergio is back at the Golden Coral!!
by cucksfordaysonbananaboat January 18, 2018
Get the Sergiomug. The Romeo to my Juliet... minus the tragedy and plus some XXX fantasy action & a whole lotta ca$h
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"Parting is such sweet sorrow/That I shall say good night till it be morrow... in bed" ~ Sergio
“Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs... in bed” ~ Sergio
“O teach me how I should forget to think... in bed" ~ Sergio
“Under loves heavy burden do I rise... in bed" ~ Sergio
“Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs... in bed” ~ Sergio
“O teach me how I should forget to think... in bed" ~ Sergio
“Under loves heavy burden do I rise... in bed" ~ Sergio
by LowL33s@h January 1, 2017
Get the Sergiomug. Basically a guy with a Huge dick, a big fat dick. He's the best at everything.
He loves helping people and is always the one who takes the first step. Just don't make him mad because he turns into satan.
He is very honest and very sincere, if you ever date a Sergio. You won't regret it.
He loves helping people and is always the one who takes the first step. Just don't make him mad because he turns into satan.
He is very honest and very sincere, if you ever date a Sergio. You won't regret it.
by Therealshitrealstuff January 11, 2017
Get the SERGIOmug. one who is DTF and is ahmazing in bedd and a popualr sexy man. everyone wants him!! and needs him!!!!
by jaqulyn1234 August 17, 2011
Get the sergiomug. If you meet a Sergio then hold on to him he is not a player but he do got hoes in every corner he is real sweetheart and will never cheat on you but don't test him because he wont admit it but he has anger issues. He is a real crackhead that don't need drugs. He has the most SHORTNESS..... attention spanned you'll ever see. But over all a Sergio is a great guy and i am very lucky to have meet a Sergio he will be a great friend he'll be there when ever you need him he will also forgive you very easy. He is a loyal, kind hearted person if you meet a Sergio let him in your life you won't regret it i promise. He is the type of person you can just chill with and have a nice time. He is very funny with out a doubt.
by potato wedge123 April 13, 2020
Get the sergiomug. 
A guy named Sergio is guy you'll want to keep, and not lose. He will open up to you, cause he has a past. He will treat you like your the only girl in the world. He will want to kiss you all the time, to be with you, to show you off. He will put his family first, and then you. He wont stop thinking about him. He's kinda like your best friend. So don't let him go....
Lyiah " I think I'm falling for Sergio ..."
Ashley " I bet, you have been happier then ever, go tell him"
Lyiah "I will"
Ashley " I bet, you have been happier then ever, go tell him"
Lyiah "I will"
by cam.mm October 27, 2019
Get the sergiomug.